Him Lincecum

See when you dont leave the team during September you dont look like a dickhead during the playoffs. Lesson to be learned here

"CHEESE" NICKNAMES FOR PITCHERS BY BRYCE MILLER $ S LUIS CASTILLO LOGAN GILBERT GEORGE KIRBY BRYCE MILLER BRYAN WOO BIG CHEESE SANDWICH CHEESE SHARP OR ANGRY CHEDDAR STRING CHEESE PARMESAN SHREDDED CHEESE

Sandwich cheese

You know you hit the hot button when ARod has to drink milk

She’s 37 this year

It’s not petty to look askance at awful lyrics from an album that’s received blanket coverage from one of the world’s most successful artists of all time. Happy to have cleared that up for you.

It’s actually less than that since they took the awful Jordan Hicks contract off SF

Of course he’s going to say that given he was giggling on his stupid podcast about his recruitment of Bregman leading to the franchise guy being dumped.

Varitek’s wife is insanely awful

Arod actually the least insufferable person mentioned here tbf

Kyle Tucker White Sox

You realise there’s plenty to critique right without reaching for misogyny as a lazy and inaccurate defence?

(I’m sure there’s something to be said abt “Taylor Swift feminists” so to speak, who take any criticism of Taylor as an attack on women, though they celebrate when Taylor shits on other woman artists *such as… yk* and do not appear to be rooting for any non-Taylor woman artists to succeed)

You’re So Vain!

What the fuck are you on about. You’re So Vain is one of the most celebrated diss tracks of all time, because it’s bad! And Kendrick Lamar was spurred to write about someone who wrote that his wife was cheating on him, not because he was upset he wasn’t getting endless attention and praise!

Taylor won’t see your mean posts but your 35 year old billionaire friends who write ass lyrics will :/

She might write an unlistenable homophobic song about how you want to fuck her though, cos the world revolves around her

At least they were probably tripping balls when they wrote that

Infantilising Taylor Swift, a savvy businesswoman and billionaire singer-songwriter of enormous global prominence…has any demo ever been as tragic as male Swifties?

World’s third whiniest billionaire no less

Mind you Michael Hobbes was out there taking endless shit for his correct Johnny Depp takes while young women on tiktok were lining up to lip sync to Amber Heard’s testimony of her sexual assault, but somehow he’s a misogynist for correctly identifying cringe.

There should be! It’s past embarrassing!

This cannot be a real opinion lol

It’s because she hasn’t matured as a person.

Taylor Swift is 36 later this year by the way. If you insist that she’s a huge cultural phenomenon everyone must give a fuck about, you don’t get to gatekeep who has an opinion about her.

Yeah but deciding to go in the tank to defend Blake Treinen, whose views are awful even by the standards of baseball players, is a choice!

Lmao

No Giants fans think he’s overrated, they think he’s a cunt for that free agent song and dance when we knew he was a Dodger all along. That and deferring his money to avoid taxes and subsidise the billionaires that own the team!

the infantalization of ohtani is so weird and insufferable. he's a grown ass man. white folks talk about him like he's some kind of human puppy.

the "don't boo ohtani, he's our folk hero" take is so soft. he's a generational baseball god who is so wealthy and stupid he didn't even notice he got got for 15 million. let's be real he's probably not paying taxes on that deferred salary, either. nah fuck that, boo this bitch.

Liking dogs isn’t a personality and it’s sick that baseball lets Ohtani pretend that it is