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unfortunate but i don't think, 2.5 years out, it's worth your effort

i'd assumed this was a joke until literally today

assymetrical balance

'magnetic personality' c'mon man

i’ll end this little brainstorm by just asking what it is, exactly, that the MAGA right likes about the United States, since it explicitly rejects those things that make this nation distinctive — its pluralism, its revolutionary heritage and egalitarian aspirations, and its republican institutions

i like kraft white american cheese slices. fight *me*

(the yellow does suck tho; i have some vague standards)

wait tho . . . is coach k mike krzyzewski

okay those are good ones!

which episodes tho

good night to
the rock ‘n’ roll era

never pull back the curtain on being \ᵐᵃᵘʳᵃ/

in chronological order of (featured) states in which i've lived:

respectful vibrator mutual orgasm facesitting intimate

how dare you denigrate melvin mora’s quintuplets

it's fine, there'll still be a) a missing woman b) who probably disappeared just to get away from him (extra points if mom) c) cats d) a dilettante's selection of jazz cuts

annals of naïveté

sorry to be pedantic but proper pittsburghese is 'what do yinz do at giant eagle'

@rusty.todayintabs.com feel like liz lopatto requires a homeric epithet. preliminary thoughts:
- link-wielder
- wide-seeing
- slayer of #NotAllMen
- lovely-ankled (no idea, but it seems like a nice thing to say)

would also urge you to (don’t tell Thiel) consider antichrist

A diagram of the evolution of whales, from land dwelling mammals to the ocean giants we know today.

Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable

As good an opportunity as I'll ever have to post this video of Nate McLouth (born and raised in Muskegon, Michigan) showcasing some of the best Dominican Spanish you will ever hear in your life.

lolaurelz

anyway most people (who aren't sidney crosby) like to have their stick blades curved somewhat concave on their forehand. helps with lifting the puck on a wrist shot

if you were holding a hockey stick, which hand would you put toward the butt end and which would you place closer to the blade?

i have pucks, skates and (right-handed) sticks and we can make up goals. so YES

The National Weather Service confirms that it is cold in NYC. Temperature 6°F (-14°C) Humidity 45% Wind Speed NW 16 G 31 mph Barometer 30.07 in (1017.7 mb) Dewpoint -11°F (-24°C) Visibility 10.00 mi Wind Chill -12°F (-24°C) Last update 7 Feb 11:51 pm EST

lfg

I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU and Princess Polly, DDS

Artificial Intelligence Roker, however

SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?

ty for your recognition of gian teagle

Beloved Indie Rock Musician, Inspiration for the Replacements’ Alt-Rock Anthem ‘Left of the Dial,’ Dies Lynn Blakey, who played in the bands Let's Active, Oh-OK and Tres Chicas, has died.

Ah damn

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