Jeremy Schwartz

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The notion that #Antifa is a terror organization implies that the Fascists are the protagonists in this story.

April 5th 2023:

"I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."

~Charlie Kirk

Girl Scouts announce new cookie When Girl Scout cookie sales start in January, there will be a new cookie in the lineup.

I think I found a bit of news today that wasn’t negative or controversial.

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What happened to you Kohl's? You used to be cool

Hot tip: when you sign up for a restaurant’s newsletter, don’t give your actual birthday. Give out random dates so you can enjoy birthday rewards at different places throughout the year instead of having to pick one place for your actual birthday.

These Arizona high schools are investing in esports to prepare students for careers in gaming Arizona high schools are building areas specifically for esports and are investing in teams as scholarships and careers in the industry are growing.

My son was interviewed by the local @npr affiliate about his high school e-sports team’s state title run this past year. The following link contains the article as well as the 5 minute sound clip from the on air segment.

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Time to tune in to some late night CSPAN

Some unexpected visitors showed up to my pool today

Meanwhile in my backyard…

Congress is going to have a tough time selling 47’s proposed budget to the public. Maybe the GOP should tell him he can have 2 dolls instead of 30.

EiGhTy SiX FoRtY SeVeN

I am de-stigmatizing the concept of being single These individuals shall now be known as “relationship exempt”

It’s just not the Mike Hazen way

I can’t wait til 47 is done being President. Then everyone who lines up to sue him can skip the due pricess part and without proof, demand immediate sentencing.

Poll: Majority of Americans Favor Swapping Trump for Abrego Garcia Poll respondents agreed that a maximum security prison in El Salvador is an appropriate place to house a felon convicted on 34 counts.

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If 47 wants to do away with due process, we shouldn’t be expected to pay taxes.
#taxationwithoutrepresentation

So it is written
#republicanjesus #tariffs #economycrash #easter

three penguins are standing next to each other on a snowy beach . ALT: three penguins are standing next to each other on a snowy beach .

“And then he was like, 10% tariffs, and I be like, bitch please”

The only thing that’s gone down on 47 in the last decade is the stock market.
Just ask Melania.

Re-watching Tombstone to remember Val Kilmer

Easter falls on 4/20 this year.
Jesus coming back stoned. 🤪

When choosing an EV, pick one that’s less likely to get vandalized.

After an impressive spring, the @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social Jackson Chourio goes 0 for 5 with 5 strikeouts wearing the platinum sombrero on opening day. Talk about jitters.

A study was conducted years ago that listed the most common fears amongst people. Number 2 was death, the number one fear was public speaking. Meaning that statistically, if someone were to be asked to give a eulogy they would rather be the one getting buried than giving the speech. #DeadAss

Schumer is a coward