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@jaxonmorgan.bsky.social

30 Followers  |  17 Following  |  20 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  1.6324

Latest posts by jaxonmorgan.bsky.social on Bluesky

Fucking DESTROYED

06.04.2025 23:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hats off to the very strong #HandsOff signage yesterday!

Thanks for making your voices heard. 🙏

06.04.2025 19:49 — 👍 50954    🔁 7359    💬 913    📌 213

Just kidding, we fixed it

15.02.2025 02:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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PORTIA WHAT THE FUCK
@honeylavendxr.bsky.social

15.02.2025 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Okay wait that name is so beautiful???

03.02.2025 17:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

12 plane crashes since November, 2024. Thats wild.

02.02.2025 19:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That sounds like absolute fuck and I hate that for you

02.02.2025 18:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhg, that sucks ass, and as a new GM, I see both sides. You getting fucked isn't great, but labor is mildly important.

02.02.2025 17:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wait who tf has the power to change the schedule if it wasn't you two??? What???

02.02.2025 14:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Good Morning! Buenos Dias!

01.02.2025 19:31 — 👍 19342    🔁 2494    💬 229    📌 112

Gae

01.02.2025 15:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking nerd

01.02.2025 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I dead ass almost sent you this, then realized you posted it.

31.01.2025 21:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

SAFFRON SAURON 💀 I need to read that today, thank you.

31.01.2025 16:15 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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*Provides one kiss. Then another. Then another. And another* you deserve the best, and you're incredible. I love you bestie ❤️

31.01.2025 01:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Autistic art depicting a special interest in cats

Autistic art depicting a special interest in cats

29.01.2025 20:28 — 👍 2558    🔁 581    💬 29    📌 68

What are you supposed to do when someone gives you a houseplant? Eat it? Do you eat it? I'm going to eat it

29.01.2025 20:10 — 👍 202    🔁 20    💬 20    📌 0

I fucking peed myself bc I laughed too hard. Thank you bestie. I wish I had a good source for bras, but alas, my titties also flow in the wind.

29.01.2025 07:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You'll never believe me. I maced myself today with a mixture of peppers and onions. Touched my direct fucking eye my dude.

29.01.2025 03:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose

27.01.2025 02:35 — 👍 7027    🔁 747    💬 93    📌 35

Currently watching Toy Story 3, the one where the takeaway is “be on your guard against charismatic cult leaders.”

27.01.2025 01:43 — 👍 5450    🔁 402    💬 72    📌 14

i find it kinda bussin' i find it kinda cap that the dreams in which i'm dying are the ones that kinda slap

25.01.2025 20:49 — 👍 648    🔁 145    💬 7    📌 6

I hate that I have several people that this could apply to. For fucks sake.

27.01.2025 01:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

damn you can’t even offer anyone an egg in these trying times

26.01.2025 23:17 — 👍 595    🔁 117    💬 20    📌 4

Oh tell me I do not know this person bc I will introduce them to the curb and my foot.

27.01.2025 01:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can reduce up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

26.01.2025 15:12 — 👍 13594    🔁 1339    💬 589    📌 151
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Some of my own OC's 👀

25.01.2025 21:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Stop letting unfunny men tell you there’s something wrong with you for not getting their “jokes”. Stop fake laughing. Let their reality reflect the truth of how fundamentally they misunderstand humor. Neuter their ability to use “it was a joke” for emotional cover. Make them see nobody laugh.

25.01.2025 15:56 — 👍 7414    🔁 1180    💬 138    📌 103

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