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Post image 07.11.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Okay, had to go back in an dig deeper into the input settings.

turned it off officially

tired of the wrong words being auto spelled out, even when i put the correct word i'm using in.

autocorrect you petulant child!

08.11.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

F*ke N*WS?

Hey!? Real B*llet!

**Thuds**

08.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, they'll just think its fake news even though, Trump and Supreme Court really DID do that

THEY are the ones not letting you have your emergency SNAP benefits

nothing FAKE about it.

too many inbreds believing a trash bag

08.11.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CSI (2000-15) episodes & their sequels (2)

The Unusual Suspect, Goodbye and Good Luck

there are the obvious ones, but those were 2 part episodes back to back.

the sequels span seasons

08.11.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CSI (2000-15) episodes & their sequels

Pilot, Anonymous, Identity Crisis

Slaves of Las Vegas, Lady Heather's Box, Pirates of the 3rd Reich, The Good The Bad and The Dominatrix

Face Lift, And Then There Were None

The Execution of Catherine Willows, Whats Eating Gilbert Grissom

08.11.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CSI (2000-15) Season 1 had a strong opening number of episodes.

Season 2 was scattered beginnings

Season 3 had a strong opening

Season 4 had a great beginning

08.11.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
#fallintoshorts
YouTube video by Roselie Arritola #fallintoshorts

youtube.com/shorts/9YXpo...

mind boggling chick

08.11.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"GIMME THAT AUTOGRAPH YO!"

08.11.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so much piss and shit all over the stadium.

08.11.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, spell check, you know you don't have to alter an actual word, right?

I mean, I spelled "Did" and you changed it to "Died'

YOU PIECE OF SHIT

08.11.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a red shirt is yelling and says things that could have been brought to my attention yesterday Alt: a man in a red shirt is yelling and says things that could have been brought to my attention yesterday

Okay, I think I disabled spell check on my Chromebook.

I mean all I had to do was ask Google.

something I could of done 2 YEARS AGO!!!! YO!

08.11.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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Man died I hate this

Timmy, despite appearances and his troubled past. did nothing wrong.

The Ox-Bow Incident ending all over again YO!

08.11.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: I never knew that Taylor Swift was a Small Forward

πŸ€ͺ

I mean, I had no idea she was 5'10"

08.11.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Taylor Swift CSI episode, was probably my favorite of Season 9.

At least Top 3 of that season

08.11.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE (agency) was named after Vanilla Ice, cause they both LAME AS WANKSTAS

08.11.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saving your own ass, is not "For the People" behavior.

don't be afraid of a greasy sweaty trash bag of cholesterol. be BRAVE you coward

08.11.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, you got very very very very very very very stupid voters.

But still.

You cant go blaming democrats for YOU, blocking the order to give out those SNAP payments.

Cause its obviously YOU whos not letting people have theor SNAP. yuh MORON

08.11.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck are hype points, Youtube?

First i ever noticed

08.11.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was pissed off at the time when it was all turned around.

08.11.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its crazy how Marge Schott was a Nazi lover, and she was also owning the Reds.

08.11.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You would think they would send someone to deal with him quietly.

You know, some air in the veins or poison.

In his and everyone elses sleep.

Sooooo mysterious

08.11.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can a man or woman sail a damn boat on the sea, without being missle'd on sight?

The answer is no. I guess

08.11.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Certain NBA Emirates Cup court paint i cant stand looking at.

Its like if you read too long in the dark at night.

Or when im looking at something in night mode

08.11.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice and clean. Lathery

08.11.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love seeing Kiernan kiss the ladies.

Seen it in Swimming With Sharks.

She was sizzlin in that one

07.11.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you drop 6 bars of soap on a prison shower floor, and there are already 15 bars of soap on the floor, then the prison librarian kicks 4 across the shower room and he drops his 7 soaps.

How many assholes are getting ripped in this orgy?

07.11.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

F,ake N,ews!

F,ake N,ews!

F,ake N,ews!

**someone who had enough**

**revolver whipped out, BANG!**

Real N,ews!

07.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frank Drebin looking back on 9/11

"And like an old sports arena, they cleverly demolished it to set up a new one"

06.11.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kiernan Shipka

Kiernan Shipka

07.11.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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