Arielle Dundas

#susanboyle

Is there a polite way to ask a commenter “is this just supposed to be a semi-related fun fact or do you think you’re somehow engaging with my point?”

How do the people who think the moon has no gravity think tides work?

Hinge like (opening message) that reads: 8/10. Absolute garbaggio, never dress again.

Does shit like this work on people?

Very funny that it took them 10 years to come up with this.

I think about the guy that searched TikTok for “books to read” and then got mad it didn’t recommend books tailor made to his interests once a week.

I’m surprised the change from STD to STI never became a huge battle in the culture war.

“It can’t be a bit, they’re too committed to it.”

He must be easy to work with (derogatory).

Norman Rockwell’s freedom of speech

I think it’s good people don’t die for flat screen TVs anymore

Yes, of course, if they don’t have a Covid test please grab me a pregnancy test!

Very funny to be afraid of bio engineered meat and not factory farmed meat.

The problem with ICE is not that it's targeting people who aren't criminals. The problem with ICE is that it's an unaccountable secret deportation police. It cannot be reformed under a better president. It can be made less terrible, but the instrument of repression remains for the next tyrant.

Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens

“I had to take the baby from my crying wife’s arms.“ It hasn’t even been a year, and this is not a scandal anymore? What is wrong with us?

Make Restaurants Have Phone Numbers Again.

Lost 2 YouTube subscribers for being 39.

Love this!

It’s my birthday, so if you have a crush on me you are legally required to tell me.

Infinitely is crazy

I don’t worry about joining a cult. Not because I think I’m too smart to fall into one, but because I’m annoying enough that I would get kicked out pretty quickly.

“Accomodationism” you mean appeasement?

it is almost as if accommodating and conceding to far right ideas legitimizes them and signals to voters that the far right is a legitimate choice for governance

Microdosing executive functioning by waiting for an uncrustsble to thaw.

The farmer from Babe saying “quiet piggy”

Is this anything?

2015 was wild man. You’d tell a friend to get rid of a picture from their tinder profile because it looked like they were dating the woman in it and they’d be like “no Aziz Ansari told me to include it.”

I do think those lie detector interviews are copaganda.

“They have me blocked but we’ve never interacted???” You know your posts are public right?

Social media addiction so bad I’m actively trying to watch more TV.

I didn’t get that much done today but I did drink 80 ounces of water so that is enough.

Did people really think All About That Base was some rich body positive text?