Allison Kilkenny

Saw Weapons again with friends and my fav is when the immediate response is “Oh what the FUCK Allison???” 🤌🏻

To the woman who rolled an entire cooler into an AMC theater: I’d vote for you for president if I could

POV: I just took my anxiety meds and it’s 10PM and I’m texting you

A near-fist fight AND two applause breaks occurred at our screening of Weapons, a movie that totally rules

In many ways film is so important

The Home is so bad I can’t in good conscience actually recommend it to anyone, and yet I want every single human being to see it just so you can know what I personally went through

Today we discuss a couple good films and maybe one of the worst films I’ve ever seen, The Home (2025), starring Mr. Pete Davidson.

The most annoying girl you know is going to loooove singing Chappell Roan’s The Subway at karaoke

Never leaving Reddit

Once again, a throuple could save us an hour forty minutes

I fuck with Eddington hard

Realizing I have to go to two events in a single day is the emotional equivalent of being informed I’m to be executed by firing squad

Why are the stranger things kids still riding bicycles on this show, can’t they drive by now

“This is a bad show and I’m a piece of shit for watching it” -me explaining Love Island to my mom

He’s great and I wish they’d stuck with his character instead of obviously caving to studio notes

The only nice thing I can say about Jurassic World Rebirth is I wish Jonathan Bailey got more screentime #sluttylittleglasses

The GOP is fully a death cult

Me and about 8 dads are supervising this dude trying to mow the park’s grass. He’s doing ok.

Today we discuss 28 inches-I mean 28 Years Later, a film that totally rules

These assholes are brown shirts

It’s giving when the children perform a “play” for the adults after dinner

Humiliating

I don’t enjoy the energy of two male news anchors

throwing yourself a birthday parade has to be one of the top ten saddest things ever

You. Contain. Multitudes.*

* I did not like The Life of Chuck

Text reading: I had to come down to Los Angeles for Work and ended up trying to help with the raid last night. As a Bernie usefully. Waited by the entrance for detainees We were repeatedly denied access of any kind, and eventually LAPD force removed attorneys ice. Also tear gassed a baby under age two. Today they told us to come back at eight to see the clients, but they ever refused entry to us as well as politicians, including Jimmy, Gomez, and right now. They’re releasing some kind of gas, so the Attorneys can’t breathe

Text reading: Post it so everyone knows. When we were trying to chant their rights ice honked so no one could hear.

Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever heard.

I don’t know if you’re working for ICE maybe find a job anywhere else