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I bought that brown striped one off of your eBay like 13 years ago. I can send it back if you want lol.

the reality of shadow ranch!!!!

I think so personally! I have mild breakouts but mostly focusing on overall skin texture. I’m on a low dose and things are definitely more smooth than they were a few months ago.

Girl I had this same set, her little fur coat was everything.

Can I get a amen up in here

Walmart is really coming for the hunties

This is all I care about rn I will be insufferable for the foreseeable future

Tony winner Cole Escola, in a beautiful silver dress and with a curly updo

OH LOOK IT'S ✨TONY WINNER✨ COLE ESCOLA

YOU BETTER BELIEVE COLE ESCOLA CAME FOR THAT TONY!!!

Cole is letting the girls HAVE IT!!!

Those LASHES girl!!!!! 👁️👁️👁️👁️

Never watched an awards show in my life but do we watch the Tony’s solely for Darren Criss and Cole Escola ?? 🤔

I know I’m the last gay to say this but just saw Oh, Mary and Cole Escola is the funniest fucking person on this planet. I knew it would be amazing and I’m still shocked.

Trying to eat lunch while my coworker has a space heater on at full blast (it’s 70 degrees in this building already) and my other coworker just threw away rotten onions in the trash can behind me. Chat, this is about to take me out.

nobody warns you about the weird eyebrow hairs you get in your mid thirties!!!!

But for real, can we get a sub goal for Joe to make an hmj GeoGuessr map? We gotta see that light pole…

Happy Valentine’s Day, ya weirdos 😘

Please tell me you at least fixed the staircase glitch and this wasn’t all for nothing

Chat, I took a lil gummy last night for the first time in a few years (10mg - big mistake) and I cannot believe Delta-8 Joe survived 25mg. I literally can’t imagine.

I will be thoroughly investigating any DoorDash deliveries seen on the premises

Not my neighbor getting a huge case of Slimfast delivered in the year 2025. Big Brinda energy.

Finally met my insurance deductible so I could get a single free prescription this year. It’s a Gushmas miracle!!!1

I have no interest in posting about the holidays so here is a hamster eating a dried carrot (ft. his cataracts). Is that okayyyyyy

She’s a big ole jerk to other cats so your kitty would not be happy anyway lol. Her old owners dumped her outside and she got beat up by feral cats :( But now she’s all fixed up and healthy, just sassy!

I’ll be sure to pass this message along to her adoption coordinator

This one’s name is Luna which is arguably a far more offensive name than dickface

My 2 cats plus 2 bonus cats from the shelter I volunteer for!

@sashyenka.bsky.social
Can I be added to the hmj chat plzzz? If you don’t add me you’re being a people pleaser aka a LIAR!!!