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Yves is in her Sunmi era and I LIVE

07.08.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

When I see the cool, refreshing waters of Darienne Lake:

07.08.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is such a crazy serve

06.08.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me and my new tamagotchi

05.08.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Split pea soup enjoyers RISE UP

05.08.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite kinda slop is hamburger helper

05.08.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re so fun!!!

05.08.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome to the family new bbs πŸ₯ΉπŸ©·πŸ’™

05.08.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this real?

03.08.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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His Leo energy is insane

03.08.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@bostongayboy.bsky.social

03.08.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so worth the rewatch

03.08.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could I get that eggs could I get that benny, could I get that hash with the toast that’s frenchy, could I get that coffee on the rocks rocks rocks, could I get a splash of very awesome normal person all around that rim rim rim.

03.08.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Any bloomfs play everdell?? πŸŒ²πŸΏοΈπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

02.08.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In Time (2011) is not just a narrative on capitalism and the government price gouging underprivileged communities, but it’s also a collection of time puns and a cast of hot people constantly serving face

02.08.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

YES !

02.08.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Sonny angel is crazy

02.08.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tastes so good when u ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s nasty

02.08.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They did surgery on a grape

02.08.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

THATS TWIN!!

02.08.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just now realizing your neopronouns are VeryAwesome/NormalPerson like woah.

02.08.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Put a mustache on him and a tamagotchi on the nightstand and that’s actually me

02.08.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will say tho I do be sleeping in a little around the winter solstice

02.08.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literalllllly. Coffee is for the weak too. Like just wake up??

02.08.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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