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jokes aside, can you imagine how you would handle it if you asked a human assistant "did you make all this up instead of actually doing any of the work", and that person responded to you with "good catch"

Tumblr user miseria-fortes-viros Jun 14 they don't tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan. Tumblr user miseria-fortes-viros Jun 15 WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!! replies: 30 reblogs: 30,246 likes: 41,477

We're thinking of printing this out to put up in the kitchen next to the sink. Or maybe getting a needlepoint.

Dr Eggman Robotnic drawn in two images, Designed with Gamers in mind: Caked up Robotnic, Designed with activists in mind: no ass Robotnic looks sad

my friend just shared this with me

Astounding movie. Sick like an over-ripe fruit that has begun to draw flies.

Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

we live in an era of incredible video editing skills being using to create the most insane media

she is getting her two hands cuffed behind her back and still has one hand holding a mic in front of her. and people are sharing this as if it's real

A Tom of Finland drawing of a well-endowed leather daddy accompanied by text that says "AI art? Sorry I prefer gay guy art."

Every once in a while you can still find something good on Facebook

just spotted that cyberpunk does doom-style sprites for distant cars and characters... amazing

Hey it's that guy from Assassin's Creed 2

“What, you've never seen a man getting a panic attack before?” (Try to keep breathing.)

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

Tää ei todellakaan oo mikään käden ojennus. Vaan aikomus poistaa lääkkeiden korvauskatto ja kelakorvattavuudet ja siirtää lääkehoidon kustannukset kokonaisuudessaan potilalle.

Jos jäät syövästäs henkiin, ni saat kituuttaa nälkää lyhentäessäs asunnon verran syöpähoitovelkaa...

Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”

“But we can open the box,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.

a picture i found on google image search of someone posting pictures of a guy who looks like a gears of war character, saying "this is the guy who designed all the characters and creatures for gears of war and now i understand everything"

the thing that made me realize gears of war was true art was seeing the horse and realizing that no, they had leaned so far into the bit that even the *animals* in the gears of war planet are jacked and gigantic like they're ALL like this, they're all FUCKING HUGE, it's arrrrrrrrrrt!!!!!!!!!

The assassination of the underworld compilation 1992-2002 by the coward underworld compilation 1992-2012

What if Wes Anderson made the 10th entry in a DTV action series?

The answer is SNIPER G.R.I.T. (2023)

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"Guess who will be classified as an extremist by Palantir in 2030 for expressing criticism of the government and especially Israel." Robert Downey Jr. & Mark Ruffalo pointing at you.

Macron remarks are notable- some quotes: "We have been incredibly naive in entrusting our democratic space to social networks that are controlled either by large American entrepreneurs or large Chinese companies, whose interests are not at all the survival or proper functioning of our democracies."

As well as fulfilling predictions about the Online Safety Act, this should be a warning about the implementation of digital ID…