jenny, porcelain angel

seriously we got so close! there's a hard mode now! just let me play that hard mode with the upgrades i already have on a finished file!! turn it into a replayable experience!!

and also let me turn off that awful fucking lock on and "stop throwing automatically with the right amount" thing

you might think this is too mean to pikmin bloom and that it doesn't deserve it but niantic's entire games division was sold to the saudis so i no longer trust it

very briefly had extremely high hopes for the potential of a pikmin 4 update only to find out there is still no new game plus, no "disable auto lock on" option, and no switch 2 mouse controls

but at least there's an advertisement for a mobile game in it now!

northernlion is both a fake slay the spire fan and a fake gooner if he plays the slay the spire gacha knockoff but not this

"hah, look at this hypocrite! he lives in affordable housing, and therefore can afford nice things! what an idiot!"

i love how this basically just becomes an endorsement of the benefit of rent control

i feel like a general PC "Nintendo App" or an equivalent website would be hugely useful. wrap some of the functions of the phone apps together for one thing, possibly even, like let me look at the today content, listen to music, and get my switch 2 captures on my computer and i *would* use it daily.

hello dot!!

i screamed a terrible sound that i'm thankful no one else heard when i realized it could do this

fiona and cake is almost certainly good i have no doubt about that one but i wonder sometimes if that team *wants* to be stuck making adventure time forever

tho i guess i wonder that about like every cartoon that stays in a cycle of reboot?

commission🦠⭐️

ngl i feel it my face is surprisingly calm and stable for the entire buildup until something snaps

this bit has further evolved in my own brain whenever i do it into "the little cartoon devil on chiblee's shoulder is donald trump telling him horrible ideas"

52.

they must have some degree of celebrity pull clearly then

Me and Gravelord Nito from Dark Souls 1 at the mall and he's carrying my bags

robot girl doodle, original design, unnamed

LinkedIn post about how a guy got a job interview at Strava by running a route that spelled HIRE ME on the map

HIRE ME written on the map (looking more like HIRE NE tbh)

commenter asks if the guy got the job and OP says “I don't think so. But his effort got him noticed and a foot in the door when so many others didn't”

inspiring 💗💖

I’m going to be honest, I think I would rather play some bad NES games than have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear. That sounds fucking horrible.

unfortunately we may never be free from mike

going by what's set as the uploader, it's one of those weird new videos where the uploaders set two different accounts as the "author" allowing it to show up in both feeds. if you're subbed to cinemassacre i would say that's probably why

. o O (imagining a video game console during the composite video out analog era that had the ability to print to line 21 captions and did that whenever someone turned on subtitles or for other gameplay purposes)

praise be to Arceus and all his wonderful creations

do they still give new disney releases Disney's FastPlay on DVD or did that die

i don't understand how it keeps forgetting where i live. i don't turn on my phone gps if i can help it and it keeps just dropping me on a random point on the globe and like. why doesn't the button that *pins a bus route to my main screen* make it easily accessible why do i have to search every time

you gotta laugh because its bleak as hell. truly feels like no one cares. action game guys when they have to wait a few months to pirate a platinum game on the dl:

pretty funny bit to include a BDS solidarity acknowledgement in your review of a microsoft published game you gotta admit

there was a pretty funny running gag where tom would walk through a cave for some reason and the cave abruptly became incredibly incredibly narrow with a perilous obstacle at the end he had to crawl through (jagged rocks, angry bats, a sheer drop)