There's this popular new band I've heard of called "the Rolling Stones"? Might give them a go at some point.
05.08.2025 13:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@scottholmes5.bsky.social
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There's this popular new band I've heard of called "the Rolling Stones"? Might give them a go at some point.
05.08.2025 13:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My posts form a carefully curated, complex and weaving story arc.
05.08.2025 13:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is just unhinged behaviour. Even ignoring food hygiene, raw/undercooked chicken is gross.
05.08.2025 11:31 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Today is National Underwear Day so hereโs a briefs thread of international phrases about underwear, starting with this oneโฆ
A slang Finnish word for getting drunk at home in just your underwear is kalsarikรคnnit. It means โpants drunk.โ
A follow-up "Scott in touch with the zeitgeist" post:
I listened to Chappell Roan's album for the first time. It was fine? A couple of good catchy songs and some forgettable stuff. 3/5.
This is incredible
04.08.2025 07:18 โ ๐ 7526 ๐ 2210 ๐ฌ 206 ๐ 407Is your AirBnB an abandoned bunker of some form...?
05.08.2025 08:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0You're a trooper, Dan.
05.08.2025 07:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I bet he will ๐.
05.08.2025 07:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Yeah it's something I've considered. It probably makes sense as I work from home, but at the same time we don't want to feel pressured not to use energy when the cost is high.
05.08.2025 07:21 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0-4.20p/kWh?! You kinky bastard.
05.08.2025 07:09 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Phwoar yeah. And I want to see them *without the price cap*.
05.08.2025 07:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Let's see if you get a cheap energy fix tonight.
05.08.2025 07:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Good luck!
05.08.2025 06:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's the best we can hope for.
05.08.2025 06:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Good morning Sam. You seem energetic today.
05.08.2025 06:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Well look at that. Entertainment and you didn't even need a TV licence.
05.08.2025 06:25 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thanks Cris. I don't want to have to give Jude a call and have words...
05.08.2025 06:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Was it a good episode?
05.08.2025 06:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Have a great trip! Try not to trash the place too much before I go though? Thanks in advance.
05.08.2025 06:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0You're like the boss having to check his emails from the beach because he can't trust his team while he's on holiday, eh?
04.08.2025 20:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0No no I'll do it pro cone-o.
04.08.2025 20:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0He didn't specify what happens to the wrapper...
04.08.2025 20:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I'll film myself eating my next Magnum so you can fully understand my method.
04.08.2025 20:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Just to give me an edge to bite the rest of the chocolate from I suppose. I've not really thought about it to be honest.
04.08.2025 20:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A sign of a good party. I almost feel hung over just looking at these photos.
04.08.2025 20:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I bite the top off, then eat all the chocolate, then lick/suck the ice cream.
04.08.2025 20:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0It didn't complain.
04.08.2025 20:33 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0EXCELLENT tie choice there.
04.08.2025 20:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0So you should have some good food. Like a Magnum.
04.08.2025 20:30 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0