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I'm here for dad jokes, TV chat, a little politics, food envy, and a lot of cat spotting. DMs open. Oxford. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ. He/him https://www.instagram.com/scottisnotabot

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There's this popular new band I've heard of called "the Rolling Stones"? Might give them a go at some point.

05.08.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My posts form a carefully curated, complex and weaving story arc.

05.08.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is just unhinged behaviour. Even ignoring food hygiene, raw/undercooked chicken is gross.

05.08.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today is National Underwear Day so hereโ€™s a briefs thread of international phrases about underwear, starting with this oneโ€ฆ

A slang Finnish word for getting drunk at home in just your underwear is kalsarikรคnnit. It means โ€œpants drunk.โ€

05.08.2025 11:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 186    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

A follow-up "Scott in touch with the zeitgeist" post:

I listened to Chappell Roan's album for the first time. It was fine? A couple of good catchy songs and some forgettable stuff. 3/5.

05.08.2025 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is incredible

04.08.2025 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7526    ๐Ÿ” 2210    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 206    ๐Ÿ“Œ 407

Is your AirBnB an abandoned bunker of some form...?

05.08.2025 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're a trooper, Dan.

05.08.2025 07:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet he will ๐Ÿ˜.

05.08.2025 07:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah it's something I've considered. It probably makes sense as I work from home, but at the same time we don't want to feel pressured not to use energy when the cost is high.

05.08.2025 07:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

-4.20p/kWh?! You kinky bastard.

05.08.2025 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Phwoar yeah. And I want to see them *without the price cap*.

05.08.2025 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's see if you get a cheap energy fix tonight.

05.08.2025 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good luck!

05.08.2025 06:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's the best we can hope for.

05.08.2025 06:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning Sam. You seem energetic today.

05.08.2025 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well look at that. Entertainment and you didn't even need a TV licence.

05.08.2025 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks Cris. I don't want to have to give Jude a call and have words...

05.08.2025 06:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was it a good episode?

05.08.2025 06:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have a great trip! Try not to trash the place too much before I go though? Thanks in advance.

05.08.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're like the boss having to check his emails from the beach because he can't trust his team while he's on holiday, eh?

04.08.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No no I'll do it pro cone-o.

04.08.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He didn't specify what happens to the wrapper...

04.08.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll film myself eating my next Magnum so you can fully understand my method.

04.08.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just to give me an edge to bite the rest of the chocolate from I suppose. I've not really thought about it to be honest.

04.08.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A sign of a good party. I almost feel hung over just looking at these photos.

04.08.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bite the top off, then eat all the chocolate, then lick/suck the ice cream.

04.08.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It didn't complain.

04.08.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EXCELLENT tie choice there.

04.08.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you should have some good food. Like a Magnum.

04.08.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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