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If you've bought a singlet and aren't recreating this video we shouldn't be friends

Thanking you!

Hello

Working 1/2 a day and seeing The Hives this evening, splendid.

Would I deposit over £12k in an ISA and be affected by the changes? Probably not. But I should decide how I save my money, shouldn’t penalise people and make them use risk based investments.

It’s been a day today; idk what happened but at some point in the last 12 months I became a co-chair of a companies workplace culture and engagement team and today we had an end of year meeting which was harrowing. I’m so drained 🥲

Hahahahaha that’s a perfect idea

I’m not gonna google what the correct adult body temperature is so I’m gonna say…no I think that’s too hot isn’t it!

Thirty fucking seven, still wild. I mean, 37 1/2 I am coming up to…🥲

Yes I am 37 years old how could you tell.

Glad it’s kinda mild today as I wasn’t in the mood to scrape the ice of the car *again*

Sorry to anyone in my lobby on Arc Raiders ima shoot on sight.

It suits you!

Oh you!

It’s mostly hidden BUT I appreciate the compliment!

Good evening to you (hope this dispels rumours of me being short).

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Beautiful unintentional symmetry this morning.

Made too many plans too long ago and now my social battery is flat with more draining to come 😭

It would be fun to mutually enjoy our monsters xo

Oh a photo of me that I didn’t take and I don’t hate what a fantastic turn of events.

Don’t have much to say but I’ve started the ball rolling to getting an ADHD assessment 🙌🏻

The Greens don’t believe providing safe refuge for endangered asylum seekers is an “out-of-control” policy.

Nor do we believe making life more difficult for those in need is the way to unify British society.

Refugees are welcome.

Made the incredibly sensible decision to book today off so I am in *bliss*

Saw Keeper tonight; absolute trash.

HAPPY FRIDAY

Just slid off the loo because I didn’t dry my buttocks enough after the shower how are you