Studly Fastpants

Advice from deep in the past: "Never kneel at the foot of a man who shit knickers". This piece of wisdom came from the first person to have the name Brown. Rate accordingly.

And a shitload of stuff under a dollar.

Targeting an event full of fans of a game in which baseball bats are swung all afternoon/night is BRILLIANT!.

Eric, for the love of daddy, please stop sniffing turds before a photo shoot. It was funny when you were 4 but since you have reached a maturity level of 11......OK maybe not.

Has anybody checked the production records for DELOS INC.?

Stephen Miller, please pickup the white courtesy phone, more hate is needed.

OMG, did he just get news trump was gone?.

Blue is CUTER than a speckled puppy pulling a little red wagon but Marc,you are not that bad looking, I guess. I hope this is encouraging.

I see this and the first thing that comes to mind is the ending of "The Dirty Dozen". All Hail Lee Marvin et al for their inspirational story!.

Stupid is a lifestyle for MAGA.

HOT POCKETS DO NOT COOL DOWN!. They are a Force of Nature. I have one reportedly micro'd by Abraham Lincoln in 1863 and it still keeps my hands warm.

Translation: "I don't have any mirrors in my life".

What if someone entered a biker pub and offered to change everybody's oil?. Asking for a mechanic friend who likes to sing "Don we now our gay apparel!".

Storm coming, Linda. You should hit the bricks before they start hitting you.

Good question, Junior!

They got bearded lady inflatables?. I'm you know, asking for a friend, Pee-Pee Hardly.

Which one blows the other may answer this.

Right in the middle of a prostate massage the "whoppee hoo-hoo" shit kicks in.

Bovino paying homage to his hero, Sepp Dietrich, who is Dancing with the Damned in Hades.

Trump wants pain and suffering to get folks mad and start some action so he can "Cry 'Insurrection! and let loose the dogs of ICE!'.

And may end up on prison food as an adult. I'm sorry but that was just a scrumptious thought.

This is the 'MAGA Signal' beamed from the top of the White House that says "We want you to be violent and we got your back".

Sex is too important to leave to armatures?. I really can't get on board with that one as I frequently use electric motors during my weekly "hoo-boy that was nice" nights at home along w/ a duck, 2 chickens, and a small monkey on meth. I do not recommend asking for more details.

Do not worry Mary, it's people like me that are gonna owe a ton of money if they hit us with a Syntax.

Health & Human Services has expressed concerns that repeatedly being concerned w/o doing anything about it could be caused by Tylenol.

Ann thinks Ken is an ass. There you have it: Ass Per Ann.

Where is the Russian air force and their 'accidental' shoot downs when you could use the help.

Argentina. A mere 20 to 40 billion $$ will ensure you and your wonderful family a place to run to when the Karmatic Feces hits the Fan. Please take Stephen.

OK, a leopard sashays into a bar.......Anybody wanna take it from here?.