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Oh yeah, for sure. I have WiFi calling, no cell service, but I pay an obscene amount for a landline as a backup.

As long as nothing immediately life-threatening happens, the hospital will stabilise people and then medevac to a bigger hospital through a service called Ornge.

Oh, I'm from Ontario, so Michigan is a no-brainer. The UP is full of maga, so they'll need to scram.

We'll also take IL, MN, PA, OR, WI, NY, NJ, VT, ME, (and FL, as long as everyone who is insane leaves.)

Stay until it dries out. There is no plan B in the Canadian North. One way in, one way out. Basically, you stockpile your stuff, because you know getting stuck isn't if, it's when. I always carry an extra 2 weeks of meds and stuff with me, just in case. Longest being stuck has been a week, so far 💜

I see your abolish DHS, and raise you a metaphysically burn the entire US government to the ground and start again, but sane this time.

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If you haven't chosen a side -ICE or basic humanity and decency- you're failing the most fundamental test of being human--exerting free will and independent thought.

If you've chosen ICE, I hope you realise that you chose to be yeeted headfirst into that metaphysical lake of fire you worry about.

This is a very true story. As long as it dries up by Wednesday, we're golden. If it's still raining on Thursday, then I have some concerns about my Friday morning flight. There are no paved runways in this neck of the woods. Those end 3 reserves back. Too damn cold for pavement here.

YouTube video by Baseball 2 Get Out Of The Way!!! 🤣🤯 #baseball

We're known for our ability to play hockey, but now I think that Canadian baseball may be underrated.

Yes! I just kicked one's ass lol. If I can beat Demon King Ganondorf, who can flurry rush as well as I can, the Americans can defeat the fasc.

No, we're all inside like sane people - everything yesterday and today was cancelled because of the rain 💜

I'm sitting in the Canadian subarctic where it is 8⁰c and acquiring California sounds like an *excellent* idea right now.

GOP, party of (crime) family values.

I'm pretty sure KKKarolyin will catch fire if she says anything true at this point.

I am half the size of any one of those ladies, but I bet I dance 1/16 as well as they do. Maybe less.

Size is a meaningless number, and western beauty standards are toxic by every possible metric. Health is what matters, and that is a matter between the person, their medical team, and no one else.

A split screen image of Gobbels and Miller

When the glow of the bloodstained moon shines upon the land, aimless spirits of monsters are returned to flesh, and the world is threatened once again...

A very blurry picture of an autumn forest. It us blurry because of the pouring rain outside.

Oh dear. If this keeps up, I'm going to flood out.

I have a list of reasons why I don't want to evacuate, starting with October rain is cold as fuck.

I also promise that this was taken at 11:00 am today.

Send warm thoughts, please!

I love the outside in the north, but I do not love how peoplely it is out there.

Wandering out at night brings definite rewards, though.

This is a true story - she's a legend in her own time 💜

I'm going to rather insist that all 3 of those people share a single trait if I'm going anywhere near them: competency. I don't care about a single thing else. Just competency.

From January to March (when the ice highway is open) we go down to about $4/L

Thankfully the rez is tiny, I walk everywhere, and there's a pumphouse to get water close by.

You're just over our prices by a hair. We're $129.9/L at home in the south.

We're about $12/L in the north this time of year because fuel is heavy as hell and our port is super shallow. It's a crapshoot on getting gas, because it depends if the tanks are dry or not 🤷🏻‍♀️

Easy now. It's not like she was a raging transphobe and he, an 11 year old child, said "I wanna get me some transphobic blood money."

She didn't come out as a TERF until well after the movie franchise was finished filming. Blaming the actors for taking money from her is a little beyond, friend.

To everyone in the United States, per the useless piece of paper I signed, and this insane tweet, flag burning will get you sent to jail for a year, even though I am unable to unilaterally change the laws and thus this isn't a legal order. Thank you for your attention to this matter. DJT

Fixed it.

It was cancelled, whoo hoo!

I probably shouldn't be cheering that, but it was a torrential downpour, and I walk everywhere so ... whoo hoo!

I just posted this lol!

Man, losing Dr. Goodall is a whole bunch of fuck you, 2025.

This. All of this, all day, every day.

Good morning. He's not dead, so sound on and watch the entire 3 minutes. I can't say anything better than Dr. Goodall just said.

Anyone who is not planning ways to protect themselves and is instead planning on the midterms to save them, disrespectfully, wake the fuck up.

There are not going to be midterms. They will be cancelled or corrupted. Kirk was the Reichstag Fire, and all we can do now is protect each other and fight.

The world is quietly turning toward Canada as a reliable, respectful trading partner--and finding out that our excellent reputation as a global partner isn't empty hype.

The US reign as a global superpower has ended, having finally achieved the goal of taking down the world's biggest bully: itself.

...and I've never remembered what happened during that two weeks. Don't particularly want to, either.

Been there, done that. Don't want to do it again. I remember going to the hospital, being told my pancreas was shutting down, and then I remember waking up in critical care.

Apparently, I was never unconscious, I just had a big blank spot lasting about 2 weeks. It's been almost 20 years...