half sword willie

thank you hand warmer

I’m not a morning person or a night owl. I’m some kind of permanently confused pigeon.

sorry ill stay out

Been jerkin off so much call me Cranky Kong

More propaganda from "Big Farma"

nutrition just a scam by Big Toilet

I don't know how you guys wake up in the morning and immediately turn on a TV show about politics. We need to go back to when morning TV was mostly weather talk and also there was a chimp there sometimes.

on a long enough timeline, the moral arc of the universe bends toward "fuck it we ball"

apparently I have to "eat food" to survive wtf

why did you have to show this.

Every day on this site I am crucified, just like Jesus Christ was, for having opinions that are very annoying but also correct

The DOD Grunge FX69 pedal

I miss real musicians like Kurt Cobain. He didn’t need a whole bunch of pedals to get his guitar sound, all he needed was this:

Turning a big dial taht says grunge on it and looking to the moshpit for approval like a contestant on the price is right

i have to drive 10 hours tomorrow can anyone recommend some good roads

A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football

joseph: we have to walk to bethlehem for a census thing

mary, 9 months pregnant: i’m sorry what

It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.