Andrew Mearns

Baby Glup Shitto

I’m just glad that Carl Weathers’ character was probably(??) not relevant enough for them to reanimate him

MLB Players Association executive director Tony Clark to resign The one-time Yankee will depart his leadership post in the wake of federal investigations into the union’s finances.

this is the least opportune play involving Tony Clark since his ALCS Game 5 clutch hit in the 9th bounced into the stands at Fenway for a ground-rule double and Ruben Sierra had to stop at 3rd instead of easily scoring

Bluesky, I PROMISE YOU that I do not need to read the big orange racist’s posts about Jesse Jackson

Bobby Estalella

YouTube video by skolander Green Eggs and Ham narrated by the Reverend Jesse Jackson

RIP Jesse Jackson, salute to his most famous work

happy president’s day to my presidents

The night is lit once he gets to playing all the parts of the Ballad of the Wind Fish

how else does one set the mood

there is nothing that this administration loves to do more

THAT’S RIGHT MANU

fortunately, Johnny Jones did not jump out of the sea to fight me

one time I walked around the boardwalk in Point Pleasant with this playing on my iPod, and it was tremendous

well Bill, Torii Hunter played for the Minnesota Twins

Read My Mind is actually about a confession

Kelly Johnson slander

Guy Who Appeared in 3 Straight World Series, Isn’t That Neat is less tidy

poor Eric Hinske, no title

Screenshot from the MLB Trade Rumors app, reading “Garrett Cleavinger Drawing Trade Interest”

Kirk Van Hauten drawing “dignity” on the Simpsons

cool man! that also fucking sucks

shouts to the guy in the Penn Station bathroom line belting “Higher Love,” sincerely

ah well, it’s a good thing we didn’t have a world-changing pandemic within the past decade or anything like that

holy shit

Alex Vesia read from a prepared statement when speaking to reporters this morning, thanking those who offered support after he and his wife, Kayla, lost their daughter during last year's World Series.

Vesia's full statement:

at some point you gotta be willing to take 90% of the money for different, less corrosive ads. that point is so far behind us we can't see it, tbc, but the second-best time to start operating that way would be right now.

oopsie daisies!!!!!
(I hate this man)

MCU truly cooked beyond recognition

Oh you caught me. I like to break a mental sweat too.