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Andrew Mearns

@mearns.bsky.social

Giancarlo dinger admirer | Pinstripe Alley managing editor | Baseball Prospectus writer | Past: Cut4, MLB | Cat dad | Batdog enthusiast

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happy president’s day to my presidents

16.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

The night is lit once he gets to playing all the parts of the Ballad of the Wind Fish

16.02.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how else does one set the mood

16.02.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there is nothing that this administration loves to do more

16.02.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THAT’S RIGHT MANU

16.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fortunately, Johnny Jones did not jump out of the sea to fight me

16.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one time I walked around the boardwalk in Point Pleasant with this playing on my iPod, and it was tremendous

16.02.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

well Bill, Torii Hunter played for the Minnesota Twins

16.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Read My Mind is actually about a confession

16.02.2026 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kelly Johnson slander

16.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy Who Appeared in 3 Straight World Series, Isn’t That Neat is less tidy

16.02.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

poor Eric Hinske, no title

16.02.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from the MLB Trade Rumors app, reading β€œGarrett Cleavinger Drawing Trade Interest”

Screenshot from the MLB Trade Rumors app, reading β€œGarrett Cleavinger Drawing Trade Interest”

Kirk Van Hauten drawing β€œdignity” on the Simpsons

Kirk Van Hauten drawing β€œdignity” on the Simpsons

16.02.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

cool man! that also fucking sucks

15.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

shouts to the guy in the Penn Station bathroom line belting β€œHigher Love,” sincerely

14.02.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
14.02.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4073    πŸ” 689    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 4

ah well, it’s a good thing we didn’t have a world-changing pandemic within the past decade or anything like that

14.02.2026 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

holy shit

13.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alex Vesia read from a prepared statement when speaking to reporters this morning, thanking those who offered support after he and his wife, Kayla, lost their daughter during last year's World Series.

Vesia's full statement:

13.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 20

at some point you gotta be willing to take 90% of the money for different, less corrosive ads. that point is so far behind us we can't see it, tbc, but the second-best time to start operating that way would be right now.

13.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

oopsie daisies!!!!!
(I hate this man)

13.02.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MCU truly cooked beyond recognition

12.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Oh you caught me. I like to break a mental sweat too.

Oh you caught me. I like to break a mental sweat too.

12.02.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

well, can’t be worse than Fate of Ophelia I suppose

11.02.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP, James Van Der Beek. And fuck cancer.

11.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1030    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 13

LONG LIVE GARY

11.02.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Queen of Jordan - Ham / 30 Rock
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-ate

11.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œCut ICE’s budget to restore federal health care funding” is an extremely popular message www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...

11.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2475    πŸ” 765    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 31

fuck all the way off

11.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

11.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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