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So damn cold, I have to smoke a cigar in the garage.

24.01.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish it was available. I've only seen the 7 year in the wild.

I just ignore it until I can get some

24.01.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll add it to my list. I've been wanting to try some of the newer offerings from Harbinger.

24.01.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I redo my old fashions to start with.

While the 43 version is fine, the walnut is a keeper. I about ordered a different vanilla mix but will hold off until the temp is positive

24.01.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who distilled that?

24.01.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seranthony Dominguez had a huge jump in ADP today. Went as early as 88th overall.

23.01.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

That cask strength is so good.

23.01.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm stuck inside for a few days, I might as well hit my high proof and taste options.

23.01.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My kind of gal

23.01.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Looking at comps of talent, previous playing time, defense, etc, here are the buckers for him.

Average PA: 484
Median: 517
% over 600: 31%
% under 400: 30%

23.01.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You'll have to drink fine boxed wine on your own.

23.01.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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IT WILL BE SO COLD IN CHICAGO THIS WEEKEND THAT MALΓ–RT BOTTLES MIIGHT START EXPLODING

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Stay safe Chicago and surrounding areas. There’s an Exploding MalΓΆrt Risk

23.01.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

Don't forget packing them by hitting them on your leg.

23.01.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Daniel Craig lookin rough

Daniel Craig lookin rough

ladies and gentlemen, the weekend

23.01.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

lol

23.01.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's crazy signing up for a 12-team NFBC Super, and the two options are the one with John Pausma or the other one with John Pausma.

23.01.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just found the google doc limit, around 393 pages.

This kind of sucks

23.01.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Utilityman Javer Sanoja appeared on the mound in eight games last year. It was ugly: 1.0 K/9, 16.4 ERA, 3.11 WHIP

He struck out one batter, any guesses on who it was?

Hint: I think he's been added and dropped by 37 teams this offseason, including my softball team.

23.01.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, none. I haven't tried any of their stuff yet.

23.01.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Catchers and Cheat Codes w/ Jeff Zimmerman Podcast Episode Β· FTN Fantasy Baseball Podcast Β· 01/22/2026 Β· 1h 30m

πŸ†•βšΎοΈπŸŽ§ surprise!!
Had the goat @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social on to talk Tucker/Bichette values, sneaky draft strategies and a breakdown of the entire catcher pool by tiers.

@ftnfantasy.com Enjoy!

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22.01.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.01.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Curt Cignetti on a Jeopardy podium

Curt Cignetti on a Jeopardy podium

Ken, I'll take "Potent Potables" for $600...

22.01.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll never understand taking ADP out to two decimals. One decimal seems like it's too much.

22.01.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Well great. Now it's less likely.

22.01.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to use the Spiderman meme for Altuve and Teoscar, except that Altuve out-produced Teoscar in every part of the game last year.

22.01.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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This is the only Champions League highlight you need to see today-

21.01.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Is it just me or do these guys look like they are dressed up for a Comic Con?

21.01.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Getz (as a player) and Acuna

21.01.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe there's a spaceship involved

21.01.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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