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Convinced EVERYONE is on dope! Bokononist.

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Congressional Candidate Kat Abughazaleh Walked Off My Interview — Here’s What Happened

Congressional Candidate Kat Abughazaleh Walked Off My Interview — Here’s What Happened

Today's winner of the "Please STFU" Award is Kat Abughazaleh.

She was right to hang up! Don't talk about the facts of your federal indictment on a podcast! Or anywhere except your lawyer's office!

Sincerely,

Every Lawyer, Literally All Of Us, Heed Our Counsel And Shut The Fuck Up

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Ugly as fuck

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Ugly

31.10.2025 02:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She would be a good beard for him.

30.10.2025 18:43 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New bootleg boxed set highlights Bob Dylan’s earliest and rarest Minnesota recordings A new 139-track boxed set, including 48 never-released performances, shows how “Bob Dylan became Bob Dylan.”

New Dylan boxed set highlights Bob Dylan’s earliest and rarest Minnesota recordings. Gift link.

30.10.2025 01:15 — 👍 25    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

The OCM is so much fun, aren't they?

29.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's a bargain

29.10.2025 16:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spartan and Athens have it going on!

29.10.2025 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All the divorced women are in Cedar Riverside, which I think Craig Finn may have predicted

29.10.2025 15:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was right about her 10 years ago.

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Fuck. No.

29.10.2025 15:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pardon the legalese.

But absolutely the fuck not.

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Thugs.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/u...

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Putting an arbitrary amount of damages sought in a complaint is one of the more silly exercises out there...

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Gavin Newsom. We need more of this.

He is way past the no fucks to give stage and I’m so here for it.

27.10.2025 22:51 — 👍 582    🔁 215    💬 31    📌 18

No, but love the reference and then subsequent memories of Ralph and Jerry’s

27.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Leadbelly into B.A.D. into Joan Jett into IDLES into Nina Simone???

So good.

27.10.2025 16:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gorgeous

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Someone want to tell Mikey here that 86% of all SNAP benefits go to households that include a child, an elderly person, or a person with disabilities?

Or that almost 40% of SNAP recipients are children?

And that Whites account for 37% of SNAP recipients?

26.10.2025 23:48 — 👍 13243    🔁 4829    💬 2101    📌 502

I miss Timmy’s

25.10.2025 13:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They need to be more physical and finish some checks

25.10.2025 01:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No state immunity

24.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke:

24.10.2025 22:49 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Two masked thugs demand a woman in a Wal-Mart parking lot, completely disregarding the Fourth Amendment

"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated"

24.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 19    🔁 11    💬 4    📌 1

Those demos were on a cheap UD cassette?!?!

24.10.2025 15:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As ICE continues to terrorize our communities, kidnapping our neighbors, 9 cyclists came together this morning at 6am to buyout 5 vendors and donate the food to a local shelter. They went home safe, hungry ppl were fed, this is #BikeChi ✊🏽

24.10.2025 00:35 — 👍 968    🔁 339    💬 9    📌 16
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DHS Secretary Noem to discuss ‘immigration enforcement operations’ in Twin Cities Friday • Minnesota Reformer Under Noem, DHS has bucked precedent by requesting troves of personal data from states and other federal agencies to assist in deportation efforts; arresting people at courthouses; sending immigrants ...

Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem will be in Minnesota Friday to “discuss ICE operations and update on the Trump Administration’s immigration enforcement operations in the Twin Cities."

Groups opposing President Donald Trump's agenda will protest.

minnesotareformer.com/2025/10/24/d...

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Satellite view of the White House showing an image on the left where the East Wing is still standing and an image on the right where it's completely demolished

Satellite view of the White House showing an image on the left where the East Wing is still standing and an image on the right where it's completely demolished

ABC News pulled the satellite imagery of the White House comparing Sept. 26 to today.

abcnews.go.com/Politics/new...

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