This Is Me Skying

The difference between dumpster diving and archaeology is time and documentation.

Sunday fundayyyyy and by that I mean watching the Oscars and eating a lot.

A Yorkie wearing an e-collar cone because he had eye surgery, but he looks sad and displeased about the state of things.

Betrayed

YouTube video by Kitty Armistead Pain The Punchline (ORIGINAL SONG)

If you use humor to mask your pain, this song is for you (also how do we do discoverability on here) youtu.be/ECck0HgiWVo?...

I call it X now because i used to fuck with it and no longer do

live music, good vibes (#Swifties , you'd probably like me) www.twitch.tv/kittyarmistead

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

Not really an NFL follower, but being terminally online I’ve seen the pics and the score so you just KNOW they’ll all blame Taylor for not wearing Chiefs colors. #SuperBowl

My friend asked if I wanted a frozen banana and I was like “Nah… but I want a regular banana later. So… yeah.”

Pringles was originally a tennis ball company but one day they got delivered potatoes by mistake. But Pringles is a laid back company and said “Fuck it- cut ‘em up!”

I got the Better Than Ezra joke in the quote - thought “cute a 90s alt band joke that’s perfect for Eve6”- keep scrolling, scroll some more- all of a sudden my brain goes “OMG RUNNING THROUGH THE WET GRASS”! Had to scroll all the way back up to ❤️ it!

two men are standing in front of a window and the word leverage is on the screen ALT: two men are standing in front of a window and the word leverage is on the screen

🎶 Two good ole boys behind the wheel, chasing down bad guys in Lucille 🎶

Between Kendrick and Beyoncé, it turns out what was desperately needed was both Hateration and Holleration in the dancerie. Both, it took both.

Record is about the recording and includes the people that were part of making the sound. Song is about the writing and includes the people that wrote it.

Hello, may I speak to you about The Prophecy? #Grammys #TaylorSwift #ChappellRoan #TTPD

This DIVA. #Grammys

@kittyarmistead.bsky.social Look at the replies! I told you people are calling it skeeting now!

Imagine if 2Pac’s “Hit Em Up” won Record of the Year? #GRAMMYs

I love the idea of winning awards for a diss track #Grammys

The #Grammys did something right this year as evidenced by the fact that I haven’t gone to bed.

Janelle Monae nailing this MJ vibe! #Grammys

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Where’s Lionel???? #Grammys

Cynthia Erivo wakes up every morning and thinks “what song hasn’t been sung flawlessly yet?” #Grammys

This Beyond The Gates soap looks so cheesy that I might have to watch. Gives me the same vibes as when Passions launched and I’m so here for that. #Grammys

How is Jennifer Lopez like 10 years older than me but looks 10 years younger than me? #Grammys

sabrina, beyoncè, doechii, and now chappell… a great night for me and my favs!!!!!! #grammys

Oh Khia. My Neck My Back remade for a deodorant commercial?? The hit that just keeps on giving. 👏🏾 #Grammys

Ha! Peacock strutting Wicked in a commercial on Paramount #Grammys

It made my eyes leak when she said that because it made me think about my baby sister 😭