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“The devil will find work for idle hands to do,I stole and I lied, and why,because you asked me to.” Pro European, have no time for Brexiteers or Reform lovers. I’m suspicious of people that like goats cheese.

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Latest posts by albertsnodgrass.bsky.social on Bluesky

Haha! Bring back the chastity belt and water dunking!

07.11.2025 12:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“ stopped treating him as a joke”? You can fuck right off with that. Robinson, “ Chris” and Laura , Fartages fan club need to seriously look at themselves, the ONLY credible journalist at the BBC is Victoria Derbyshire who doesn’t take any shit from anyone least of all Farage

04.11.2025 21:18 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Must be weird having a nut job criminal in charge of America, hard to comprehend.

04.11.2025 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ha! Yes ain’t that the truth , him and Laura having a joint orgasm over Farage again.

03.11.2025 12:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And I’m sure the little wankfuck will be scrutinised on the detail as always.. of course not, it’ll be them pesky boats again with all them foreign murderers on board coming here to take all our benefits.

03.11.2025 12:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Be good if he did a “walk round” Jaywick to show solidarity and all the things he’ll do to address the issues. Obviously zero chance of that, who’s going to put him under scrutiny on this?

31.10.2025 13:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Farage: epic grifter

27.10.2025 12:45 — 👍 7564    🔁 4190    💬 209    📌 390

When Fartage and Deform “send them back” , the NHS will collapse and these pathetic rascist shite will have to pay for private treatment.

27.10.2025 10:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Put that on the front page!

26.10.2025 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Most of the opposition front bench

26.10.2025 18:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haha! You are kidding! You can’t offend Orange face, you’ll be tariffed!

26.10.2025 18:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well Philip has no dignity or morality, he believes that his words resonate with the British public, he’s so wrong.
Honestly how do people vote for these privileged psychos.

26.10.2025 18:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think the general public will draw their own conclusion on this spineless unintelligent bed wetter.

26.10.2025 18:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Once Farage comes under proper scrutiny, not the easy ride he gets at the moment, there may be a chance of avoiding the utter disaster of a fascist government.

25.10.2025 09:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes I think as the election gets closer,many people that have never voted (and that’s a lot),will be out in force, this will include the 400,000 who Deform have pledged to “ send back” plus the thousands of care workers, nurses who would be under threat of deportation.

25.10.2025 09:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Omg watched the Reform chairman on GMB this morning, what a fucktwat, knew nothing about the Russian bribery or the person of colour who had just resigned, only started salivated and orgasm when talking about them pesky boats, it’s really all they’ve got.

24.10.2025 09:47 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I disagree, though they are a pile of shit, we need them to have a semblance of intelligence to take Deform votes.

23.10.2025 08:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yesterday, 7 million people gathered to make it clear: America has no kings. 🇺🇸

19.10.2025 14:02 — 👍 4475    🔁 978    💬 159    📌 36

Farage is a patronising, misogynist neanderthal, why any women would vote for him is a mystery to me as he has already made it clear that he wishes to remove the rights we have spent decades fighting for. I agree we must not vote for him if we still want to keep our freedoms.

19.10.2025 08:05 — 👍 58    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0

She can stick her views where the sun doesn’t shine, she’s an immigrant in Dubai FFS, total hypocrisy.

18.10.2025 09:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Need to keep the pressure up on fagash Farage .

17.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly how would we survive without Private Eye, fearless reporting as always, always prepared to hold people to account, my one bit of sanity in a nasty right wing media driven press.

17.10.2025 12:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My colleagues & I have taken a huge gamble to set up @thenerve.news We’re trying to build a new independent publication from the ground up. Social media is our only distribution for now.

Sharing this article in your networks would make a huge difference. Thank you! 🙏🙏🙏

13.10.2025 09:21 — 👍 1279    🔁 1035    💬 29    📌 27

Do you take credit cards?😉

13.10.2025 18:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think we’re fucked, my worst nightmare, it will only be when the NHS collapses due to the nurses , porters etc being “sent back” that Deform voters will finally wake up.

13.10.2025 18:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well yes, but this is never reflected on the front page…

11.10.2025 15:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve never watched an episode of “ Only fools and horses”

05.10.2025 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You need to go back to “ X” where you belong.

05.10.2025 08:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There you go America, this is how you do it!

05.10.2025 07:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Tony Blair will bring peace to Palestine” claims rep.

02.10.2025 09:28 — 👍 458    🔁 125    💬 30    📌 10

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