Dave C

"I used the word "here" one too many times in my shit joke post, oh no!"

Jesus Christ, my fucking brain

Having no edit function is a nightmare for me, who obsesses over whether or not my shitty internet posts, that no-one cares about, read like natural conversational English.

[Recipe calls for a pinch of salt...]

Me pulling out the callipers: "Now let me just measure out .5 μg of salt here.."

Professional Chefs: "We're going to ease up here" (fucks an armful of salt into the pan)

You're an aspirational person for me when it comes to fighting games. Your ability to really get to grips with what a FG is about and your work ethic is something I strive to achieve myself (to varying results).

You're also one of the coolest and chillest people I've met, I'm glad to know you.

Morning! Today's forecast calls for blue skies

[Cue bouncy ELO beat]