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Yeah I've changed my mind, I don't think vice presidents should be alone with women

31.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brb gotta commit some light fraud to get this sticker (already voted 😭)

31.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him

30.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 17723    πŸ” 3888    πŸ’¬ 175    πŸ“Œ 179

Been awhile since it was this bad lol

30.10.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

29.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 13781    πŸ” 3922    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 205

if I do a write-in vote for Young Cardamom it counts for mamdani right

29.10.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did the damn thing

28.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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22.10.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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unfuck google drive by shooting gemini
Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again!
Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever?
Open your gdrive (web OR app)
Settings > Manage Apps
Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push)
Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

27.10.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11232    πŸ” 6454    πŸ’¬ 124    πŸ“Œ 351
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26.10.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
EX NEW YORK POST

Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor

EX NEW YORK POST Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor

More incentive

25.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1170    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 249

I had an apple cider donut latte today which was just as sugary as it sounds

25.10.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Azul!!

25.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Steve Bannon's "third term plan" is that you become so convinced that Trump will cancel and/or rig all future elections that you disengage from democracy, don't volunteer or donate or run for office, and think your vote doesn't matter so why bother. It only works if you let it work.

24.10.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

gonna open up a bespoke dog groomers and call it the Chutzpah Pet Spa

if u can pronounce it you get 5% off

25.10.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It has certainly been my experience that this is the platform where the *best* people are

24.10.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our essay on flooding the zone with AI:

23.10.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

I'm actually surprised they found a contractor to tear down the White House considering his track record of not paying contractors

This gaping wound could be there awhile

22.10.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god

22.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Charles Entertainment Schumer

22.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof. Hate the thought of that.

21.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's also not lost on me that it will get worse as the remaining survivors die off and cannot give testimony

21.10.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No matter how I think to say it, it sounds cringe, but I think this is why it's necessary to show Holocaust imagery and memorabilia to children as part of a morally responsible education, you can't really shrug it off or be unaffected by the clear suffering

21.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A little shot of hope like this will keep me going for months

18.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No Kings isn’t going to change the world.

But it is where can meet the people you’ll work with to win back your city council. Your school board. Your state legislature. Your do-nothing geriatric congressional seat.

18.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 271    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1

This is a blocklist for the government accounts: bsky.app/profile/eva....

17.10.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

This is what gives me the most grief. He's wasted the time of eight billion people to fix our breaking earth.

17.10.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so fun to watch him get super soaked by two guys

16.10.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it is ALWAYS worth pointing out who gets to be just a helpless little innocent precious baby boy at the age of 34, vs. who is framed by the cops as a big scary dangerous man whose candy bar might be a gun when he's barely in middle school, or described as a "13-year-old woman" by her predator

15.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 792    πŸ” 286    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a mood

15.10.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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