Tom Reynolds

I’m just glad his old best friend Jeffery isn’t here to see this.

I feel like I am looking at a five dimensional object

Mandatory viewing.

hand doing "got your nose" gesture

This is what they took from you

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

It turns out being super racist and cynically bringing up 9/11 at every turn wasn’t the best way to win the hearts of New York City voters

“Igor! Get that Wolfman doll out of his face! … Boy, sometimes you really are bizarre.”

“Igor! Get that Wolfman doll out of his face! … Boy, sometimes you really are bizarre.”

If the royal family really gave it shit they’d make everyone have to call him “Andy” too.

British newspaper spoke to the wrong Bill de Blasio, not an ‘imposter’ | Semafor How a Long Island vintner, with the help of ChatGPT, prompted a transatlantic journalistic debacle.

This used to happen to me a lot because I shared the same name as a shitty former Congressman. Got a lot of invites to speak at events that I gladly agreed to attend. I often encouraged them to promote the fact that “Tom Reynolds” would be there.

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Finally some good news!

“It’s Weekend Update, with your hosts Mike O’Shea and Colin Jokes.”

We're kicking off Halloween Month™ with the scariest thing you can imagine: The Boogeyman. He's always lurking in the shadows, in your closet or under your bed, so there's a good chance he'll grab you and kill you one day. Listen to this episode so you know what to expect when it happens to you.

A genuinely brilliant actor stuck in a hell of his own making.

Billy Joel’s most sinister hit was released on this day in 1983

Some photos saved from facebook of young people voluntarily hanging out at Sears.

I don't know who these people are but I'd like to join their club.

Less redpilling of today's youth, more SEARSPILLING

r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

The philosophical justification for what’s happening in DC is basically this Reddit post

fucking brutal

I’m still waiting for an explanation of the three times that Mr Bean is seen walking across frame in the Epstein jail video. What was he doing there?

Another L for the worst Superman.

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

watching CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD and had a chuckle thinking about the in-universe tell-all book about the aides who knew president ross was the hulk the whole time

This is exactly the kind of ethical you expect to see published in the New York Times magazine.

10/10. No notes.

i have said this before but this is why it was and is important not to ignore the “NPC” language. these people really believe that other human beings are not real, with all the consequences that flow from this

I’ll bet this news cycle is very stressful for Elon! Some additional substances, taken in the absence of medical advice, should sort that right out!

imagine hearing this guy's voice coming from a drone as you are actively drowning to death

The only thing worse than having diarrhea is if your dog has diarrhea.

We're always tempted to book them and then just do a normal episode about Mustard or whatever.