julia 🦆

for real

smh we got ai girlfriend before being able to send smells over the internet

me standing in front of a pizza place called Apache Pizza

spotted in howth, ireland. should i ask them about parquet

omg it's the first day of deceptive fall in dc

second day of grad school and learning that instruction pipelining is basically factorio

why does benson boone SCREAM like that. god it pisses me off

All robots must shut the hell up meme All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To → And I Will Never Speak To You + I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

It's called [moving hands around] Stagflation. Ok? When I heard that I said wow, what a word. You have stag and flation and they're coming together like you've never seen. But we'll be eating beautiful toothpaste sandwiches and our teeth will be stronger than perhaps ever before

see it did nothing

the reason async arguments don't work is because you can't mutter "oh brother here we go again" in the middle of someone's argument. you have no choice but to let them finish their thought unopposed. in real life that can weaken your opponent immeasurably

"If our ancestors had the Rust attitude humanity would've gone extinct millennia ago."

yeah i forgot that having your own machines is a thing :P

the devil works hard but his advocates work harder

if you don't get on board with AI you're going to be left behind when everyone else kills themselves because the new chatGPT release started including Kill Yourself as a step in all recipes and instructions

if the machines are shared with other people

people who don't set timers for their laundry are menaces to society

i love vim adventures but with no wifi it was just a matter of :tutorial and :help lmao

ok so it turns out that the strategy for finally learning vim motions is to take a three and a half hour flight w no wifi

why i am seeing so many waymos with drivers in them. what's the point

Yes to both of those and also Dire Straits

notion has this built in 💀

in this regard, obsidian is better. and while I’m at it obsidian is also better at rendering inline code surrounded with backticks tbh

i wish notion had infinite heading levels. seriously what am i supposed to do with only h1, h2, and h3

idk if this is a hot take but i think that it's cheating when they use properties of the google maps car in geoguessr. like stop zooming in on that antenna bro look at THOSE TREES

i really do not like the smiths generally but a rush and a push to the land makes me feel like I’m a little puppet in a vaudeville. in a good way

Zohran mamdani you have 48 hours to release how fast you ran the mile in 7th grade or the New York Times will publish without comment

i saw f1 today and it was both the worst and best movie I've ever seen

hahaha no Phil it was a compliment!

none of those words are in the bible

i have to confess that i thought fiddlehead ferns were a made-up stardew valley plant. when i saw one for real i nearly lost my mind