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13.02.2026 23:47 โ ๐ 101 ๐ 25 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 3@trjh.bsky.social
US ex-pat, medium format dabbler, swiftie (๐Edinburgh N3๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ). he/him.
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13.02.2026 23:47 โ ๐ 101 ๐ 25 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 3Perl 4 life
Perl 4 eva
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A language whose chief evangelist in the 90s had the same look and energy as Richard Simmons!
In a flood of AI news this is a happy retro thought. All my best compact cli pipes are still perl.
โฆmake it damn near impossible to find a way to tell them they have the wrong address, and then finally when I do find a working email, say:
โThank you for contacting Oscar.
You have reached the Broker Support Department, reserved for our broker partners.
Please email help@hioscar.com. โ
I have a year two Gmail account, so of course I get a lot of mail for other people, who either misspell or forget (or ??) their own email address.
Even more fun when sites like HiOscar.com start leaking customer data to me,
I guess Iโm listening to Midnight Oil today!
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Oh no, if they bring someone โlike thatโ into the meetings they wonโt get all these lovely photo ops and it might affect FDI! Sorry they really would like to but sure you understandโฆ
19.01.2026 11:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm telling you, this is a line we should not allow to be blurred.
Assert that what has been done is illegal.
Have it investigated as illegality.
Bring prosecutions of company officials on illegality.
Describe the basis of each step clearly and without obfuscation or imprecision.
World-famous divorced arsehole Elon Musk making a shit joke about buying Twitter
Some reading for your Sunday morning, especially if you are insisting on remaining on a platform that monetises CSAM.
Staying on Twitter doesn't make you special - let that sink in
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And the absolute furore over this image. The Gardai were having none of it.
10.01.2026 10:51 โ ๐ 30 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How is it so excruciatingly painful for these people to leave, when I, a man with a crippling Twitter addiction, somehow managed to do so without any sort of psychic wounds
06.01.2026 19:04 โ ๐ 187 ๐ 28 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 1Let's talk about generative AI, contaminated information, and rhubarb.
Once upon a time, Europe was at war.
Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
i am not a toy. i am not a christmas present. i am a 3,000 pound semi aquatic liability. please think hard before gifting a hippopotamus this christmas.
23.12.2025 18:05 โ ๐ 1325 ๐ 439 ๐ฌ 37 ๐ 41A grey cat with text: โOur beloved Ernie is missing. Richmond road/clonliffe road. Reward if found, call 0892533727 Please shareโ
#speirgorm if you are in the Clonliffe Road area please keep an eye out for our lovely former foster boy Ernie
13.12.2025 17:19 โ ๐ 66 ๐ 89 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 3Men, as they move upwards in the demographic boxes, donโt have to conform to demands for โseriousnessโ in public (or, god help the Victorian antecedents of the same in private).
Find something you knock some craic out of, and knock that thing *hard*.
My primary PM is half my age, and has a team of people all 10+ years older. I could spend half an hour listing the ways sheโs better than truly bad PMs Iโve had in my careerโฆ
09.12.2025 16:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Youโll be great, they hired you! Just donโt over-apologize!
09.12.2025 16:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Theyโll start by publishing the unreacted browser history of every ministers laptop, right?
09.12.2025 11:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thereโs a joke somewhere here about a man who confuses a battlefield and a barracudaโฆ
08.12.2025 21:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0โฎ๏ธ๐ฅ One year ago, Doechii visited the NPR Tiny Desk for a career changing performance. | December 6, 2024
Watch: youtu.be/-91vymvIH0c
Roy Keane stares straight ahead wearing a dark jumper
A child in a t-shirt and climbing helmet points to someone
This is ART. Someone give the #LateLateToyShow producers a raise.
05.12.2025 22:23 โ ๐ 155 ๐ 44 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 2Kudos to Pan Collins whose idea this was in the first place 50 years ago @rte.ie @rteone.rte.ie @latelateshow.rte.ie #LateLateToyShow
05.12.2025 21:46 โ ๐ 141 ๐ 33 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 3Someone is going to turn this post into a back-of-a-napkin business plan ๐
04.12.2025 00:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A person rolled their car into my teenage son a fortnight ago. It was broad daylight and the driver was looking down while their car was rolling forward. I know, because I was yelling, trying to get their attention. Drivers who don't see us are often not looking.
My son hasn't cycled since
I was very surprised by this on my last trip to Paris - though Iโd been quite often before. Found a great Japanese coffee chain that sorted me out tho ๐ thecoffee.jp
25.11.2025 11:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Curious. I watched MASH too young, or not often enough, to be able to quote it, though I remember the family making a bit point to watch the final episode. Cheers I watched old enough to realize that theyโre only kind to one another when all other options have failed and it drove me nuts.
24.11.2025 21:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I was surprised itโs still going, thought it ended ages back. Now Iโve got a projectโฆ and thank you for commenting on my TikTok thoughts! A bit shocked they got so farโฆ
24.11.2025 21:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโm very glad that youโre there too!
24.11.2025 14:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The first person in modern media that I found, along those lines, was Sam Smyth. He seems to radiate joy and unapologetically being himself. I do think TikTok (I was never a YouTube person) encourages any confident speaker to be a part of the conversationโฆ at least it does for now.
24.11.2025 14:27 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I donโt like the color but I feel like this is a shirt I could wear!
23.11.2025 17:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0