Lyla

Split Fiction is my favorite two player game so far. Loads of fun with a friend and so many different types of games into one. 2d Platforming into pinballing into flying into captchas on a bike. 5 stars #splitfiction

More Blackouts Planned! 🔥👇🔥

Asking the real questions. #derbymemes #derbysky #derbytwitter

Simpsons meme with homer on the top panel yelling out his car "you can't change your gender, otherwise everyone would do it" bottom panel is someone saying "what did he say?" Other person says "I don't know, something about being an egg"

🍳 #transmemes

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist

turns out when transphobes said we need to “follow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it

Smells too possessive for me. I can share 😊

You're the real snack

Discord is a great alternative!

Zooks' internal monologue

Of course you know that reference. 💜

But banana bread at work dude? HELL YEAH

The image shows a bicycle-shaped object completely wrapped in blue gift wrap with white snowflakes, standing in front of a Christmas tree. The text overlaid on the image says, "I hope it's new skates." The joke is that the very obvious shape of the wrapped bicycle makes it impossible to mistake for skates.

Fingers crossed. #derbysky #derbytwitter #derbymemes

A meme featuring a scene from The Incredibles. The top text reads, 'Friend: Why are you always playing derby?' The image shows young Buddy Pine angrily exclaiming, 'It defines who I am,' in bold yellow text.

Why have a personality when a sport can be your personality. #derbysky #derbytwitter #derbymemes

ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax

ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive

🐶🐱

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a cat standing behind a sniper rifle in a forest, with the labels: "Me" (above the cat) "Having a nap" (near the sniper rifle). The bottom panel shows a close-up of a cat's face viewed through a rifle scope, with the label: "Being so sore I can't get out of bed." The meme humorously suggests that soreness is "targeting" the person when they're trying to rest.

Day about the bout be like #derbysky #derbymemes #rollerderby

People have been so happy on social media the past few days I think it might be the first time UnitedHealthcare has ever helped with mental health

Its just the hex codes for the bi flag. My inner developer likes hex codes

@zooks.bsky.social

Name: Lyla
Pronouns: she/her
Height: 6'4
Sexuality: bi
Sign: Sagittarius Sun Capricorn Rising
Piercings: 0
Tattoos: 0
Fav color: Purple #9B4F96 Pink #D60270 Blue #0038A8
Fav drink: Water. Fresca guilty pleasure
Fav food: Chicken nuggets
Fav Animal: Dogs & Cats
Mbti: ISFP

The image is a blurry street surveillance photo from the assassination of a billionaire ceo of a health comapny, with text added for humor. The labels "CRAMP" and "ME IN BED" are overlaid. It humorously represents a situation where a cramp (labelled on the assassin) causes someone in bed (labelled on the billionaire ceo) discomfort, likely suggesting how sudden and painful cramps can be.

Every time

Trans folks held a dance party in the Capitol bathroom to protest the bathroom ban on there.

Based

A profile card for "Lyla" from blueskyroast.com. The top section includes a profile picture of Lyla, who has short blue hair The tagline reads: "Lyla: The Derby Dynamo with a Side of Anarchy." Subtext: "Where roller derby power meets meme magic and revolutionary zeal." A quote beneath reads: "A blend of righteous passion and playful chaos, like a well-rolled joint in the middle of a protest." Key performance metrics include: 92% Authenticity 88% Thought Leader Key topics: 80% Activism and Protests 85% Roller Derby

Neato

Persona Analysis: The Anarchist Meme Queen with 92% authenticity!

blueskyroast.com

This Georgian protest movement to resist autocracy is giving me such life. A roman candle minigun is the best thing I've ever seen.

Your pupper approves

a young boy is using a laptop computer . Alt: a young boy is using a laptop computer. Giving a thumbs up

In a masculine way

An image of the 'Is this a pigeon?' meme featuring a man with glasses gesturing toward a butterfly. The man is labeled 'Me,' the butterfly is labeled 'Random men following me on Bluesky,' and the caption below reads, 'Is this being a woman?'

#ewwphoria