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David Gardner

@davidgardner.bsky.social

Writer: GQ, NYT, WaPo, Ringer, etc. Shit poster and aspiring shit skeeter.

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It goes deeper than we ever could have imagined

26.07.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well at least after this week we can finally confirm that the U.S. government doesn’t have a single shred of evidence that aliens have visited us. Otherwise, Trump would have been wheeling that shit out to the White House lawn himself

26.07.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The most ambitious crossover event in history

18.07.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mamdani got a 2140 on his SATs? Out of 1600?? What an achievement

08.07.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a Β½ gallon of neutral milk

a Β½ gallon of neutral milk

They finally made the milk from that hotel

06.07.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 13672    πŸ” 2613    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 109

For every player whose name you recognize there have gotta be 3 people who work in support roles who are doing the same thing and we’ll never know

29.06.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

If what just happened to Mathurin ever happened to me, I wouldn’t walk for six months

23.06.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never seen a leg pop like that. Hope I never see something like that again

23.06.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Watching Tyrese go down in Game 7

23.06.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Never too soon to start your holiday shopping (for pizza, pasta & soups)

06.06.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they just call palming? On the MVP? In the Western Conference Finals? In his own arena? In the Year of our Lord 2025?

23.05.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why they changed it, I can’t say
People just liked it better that way

14.05.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A great time to reevaluate your personal politics is when you find yourself consistently to the right of the Catholic Church

08.05.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love TV shows that make me ask questions. Take The Rehearsal Season 2, for example. When I watch that show, I can’t stop asking myself: β€œWhat in God’s name is going on right now?”

05.05.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you’re betting on the next Pope, you unironically need Jesus

28.04.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can reuse them in 3 years and 45 years too! Great long-term investment

28.04.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve done that before with the Charlie Bird farro salad. It was brutal

18.04.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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So, this is pretty surreal...

But the @peabodyawards.bsky.social Nominee list just came out and @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social is on it.

An immense honor for our staff to be recognized amongst the very best in storytelling: www.pablo.show/p/were-a-pea...

15.04.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1585    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 22

Wow, I’d forgotten that part too. We won’t hold it against her lol

14.04.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The only thing I’ve been waiting for to book my ticket to space is Katy Perry’s recommendation

14.04.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How dare Kelvin Sampson and the broadcast booth disparage the good name of my alma mater, Sasquatch State

08.04.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

They cast Tramell Tillman in Mission Impossible?!?!?! I’m taking the day off work

08.04.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a good fashion guideline for men is that you should wear approximately 50% less hair product than the most popular men’s college basketball coaches of your era

08.04.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey buddy!

08.04.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It works perfectly. Saxon, trying to be an alpha, rudely berates Gaitok by the guard house. Reacher impales him with the gate. Everyone else behaves for the rest of the show

08.04.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to admit that, before this weekend, I had forgotten the Alamo

08.04.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The White Lotus (Season 3)

07.04.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Allow me to be the first and only person to post this

06.04.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The replay angles of this Alijah Martin slam go CRAZY

06.04.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 246    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 11

An instant classic NCAA tourney moment

30.03.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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