David Gardner

My kid slept past 8 a.m. today for the first time in 2.5 years and I feel like I could summit Everest without oxygen

Someone threw a water bottle at Derrick Henry during that TD run, which reminds me of my long-held belief that players should be given the opportunity to fight, at the 50-yard line, any fan who engages in that kind of behavior

Steve Ballmer’s defense really was just

It goes deeper than we ever could have imagined

Mamdani got a 2140 on his SATs? Out of 1600?? What an achievement

a ½ gallon of neutral milk

They finally made the milk from that hotel

For every player whose name you recognize there have gotta be 3 people who work in support roles who are doing the same thing and we’ll never know

If what just happened to Mathurin ever happened to me, I wouldn’t walk for six months

Never seen a leg pop like that. Hope I never see something like that again

Watching Tyrese go down in Game 7

Never too soon to start your holiday shopping (for pizza, pasta & soups)

Did they just call palming? On the MVP? In the Western Conference Finals? In his own arena? In the Year of our Lord 2025?

Why they changed it, I can’t say
People just liked it better that way

A great time to reevaluate your personal politics is when you find yourself consistently to the right of the Catholic Church

I love TV shows that make me ask questions. Take The Rehearsal Season 2, for example. When I watch that show, I can’t stop asking myself: “What in God’s name is going on right now?”

If you’re betting on the next Pope, you unironically need Jesus

You can reuse them in 3 years and 45 years too! Great long-term investment

I’ve done that before with the Charlie Bird farro salad. It was brutal

So, this is pretty surreal...

But the @peabodyawards.bsky.social Nominee list just came out and @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social is on it.

An immense honor for our staff to be recognized amongst the very best in storytelling: www.pablo.show/p/were-a-pea...

Wow, I’d forgotten that part too. We won’t hold it against her lol

The only thing I’ve been waiting for to book my ticket to space is Katy Perry’s recommendation

How dare Kelvin Sampson and the broadcast booth disparage the good name of my alma mater, Sasquatch State

They cast Tramell Tillman in Mission Impossible?!?!?! I’m taking the day off work

I think a good fashion guideline for men is that you should wear approximately 50% less hair product than the most popular men’s college basketball coaches of your era

Hey buddy!

It works perfectly. Saxon, trying to be an alpha, rudely berates Gaitok by the guard house. Reacher impales him with the gate. Everyone else behaves for the rest of the show

I have to admit that, before this weekend, I had forgotten the Alamo

The White Lotus (Season 3)

Allow me to be the first and only person to post this

The replay angles of this Alijah Martin slam go CRAZY