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Hello

Thank ya smmmmm

Look at my lovely birthday gift :)

I love being the only person who is allowed to fart in my car

This bitch smells like a certified Fritos factory

Hi

I’ve never heard anyone call you that

I’ll try :/

I really dk how to be funny on here

Mine is to get uglier and cooler

Same, dog

1970s conversation pit with shag rug and orange floor cushions. Cozy vibe

it’s not an echo chamber, it’s a conversation pit

You’re truly killing it with these jokes, boss

Skeeter Gabriel

I WANNA BUY ONE

Okay but who is holding space for ME?

He drank too much milk

Please feel better soon, Jane

I hit my head at work the other day and now I have a literal dent in my forehead

Nawww, Popeyes hits more

I LOVE learning Arnold Palmer was packing heat

She’s not dem enough…

Saying “shitter’s full!” any time someone tries to teach me something

By that do you mean he pissed off the wrong guy and didn’t give him his money?

My dad is currently scouring the internet trying to figure out what really happened to Jay Leno

This movie premiered and 5 people walked out and 7 people threw up while watching it.

But he’s so hot…

Okay fine

You be fartin?

Coming on here feels like walking into a new car dealership with no cars in the showroom yet