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Bruce Bettridge

@jauntyvanderhoed.bsky.social

Gentleman, Scholar, Agent of Chaos (3rd Class). Played outside right for Surreal Madrid (1986 to fish). Once tried to copyright the sound of one hand clapping. Brexugee, Xugee, Kenny G. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ

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Latest posts by jauntyvanderhoed.bsky.social on Bluesky

You are doing god's work my son.

15.05.2025 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aye. Right.

25.04.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The games gone Ian

03.03.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keywords are could and should.

19.02.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What next, the blog as a text message, or maybe just a Haiku on transfer policy, eventually the season summarised by a well chosen punctuation point. I am here for it.

10.02.2025 06:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well colour me shocked if

07.02.2025 10:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The club has always been caught between the need to sell our souls to get the cash in and a certain reluctance to lose some of our soul. Seem to recall we were late getting a shirt sponsor back in the 80's because the board considered it unbecoming. Or we are just crap at it.

23.01.2025 09:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The wisdom of crowds. Innit.

22.01.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curse you and your expert knowledge that was so broadly ignored in the hope it would go away.

22.01.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not his biggest fan but for the love of God this stuff makes you question humanity.

13.01.2025 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A twat?

27.12.2024 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rather you than me.

22.12.2024 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And high risk of all involved having swiss bank accounts that suddenly look very healthy.

30.11.2024 07:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why i oughta........

29.11.2024 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My second eldest apropos of nothing asked what the odds are of Putin dropping a nuke on London. A conversation i had with my dad forty years ago. So hoped humanity had made progress.

28.11.2024 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The suitcase salesman of Florida are going to be happy people.

28.11.2024 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So he basically hinted heavily at just how much cash can be fitted in a suitcase and dropped of in Florida in exchange for not doing what he couldn't have done anyway?

28.11.2024 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The depends on the question. Is it 'What form would the spawn of Satan take if it really needed to destroy all faith in humankind, but also move a stubborn three bed semi by year end?' then yes.

26.11.2024 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goodly.

25.11.2024 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is not a weak link in the cast, it's superbly written and directed. Farrel deserves every plaudit going. A masterpiece.

25.11.2024 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watched it yesterday and it is visually stunning and a story very well told. Not often a picture can so perfectly tell such a sprawling story.

25.11.2024 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can't take it seriously with a name like that. Storm Utter Bastard, or Storm maximum inconvenience would be much better.

24.11.2024 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If this image instantly makes you say "You're my wife now Dave" then we can definitely be friends. If it doesn't then you really have wasted your life.

24.11.2024 08:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is the turd floating on top.

22.11.2024 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or fridays

22.11.2024 09:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you start on Wednesday?

22.11.2024 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats like a drug dealer saying one of their best customers isn't committed to getting clean, so they may as well sell them some more before somebody else does.

21.11.2024 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well colour me shocked.

21.11.2024 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surely the entire war is evidence that being short sighted is not an obstacle to anything?

20.11.2024 09:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perfection

20.11.2024 08:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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