Jason J. Thomas

The Pillsbury Dough Boy float at the Macy's Parade

He is risen

I read it earlier today. I shuddered as I read it.

I really hope he just didn’t wash his hands between doing his game butchery.

Because the alternative is unfathomable.

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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Best part of this is it's MD's "favorite" congressman, Andy Harris with the failpost.

I mean who could have predicted this?

Watching last night's NYY-BOS game, I kept remarking what the over/under was on when Schlittler inevitably has TJ/UCL surgery.

But can we also talk about the strength and training staff?

I know there’s a bit of chance when it comes to injury, but the oblique and hamstring injuries have to be damning of the staff there, too.

Kind of my thinking. Just put more eloquently. The inability of the ML staff to adapt to how the league approaches these hitters and/or an inability for the hitters to change their approach based on pitching adaptation. These are proven hitters, so I tend to agree it’s highest level coaches.

I think I see where you are going with this, but what’s a great example of this area of failure?

100000x this. I hate ESPN broadcasts generally given what they mic up, but it is so much better worse at Yankee Stadium.

It's not just being used by landlords. It's also being used by some other companies--loan companies and similar.

Zucker's Bagels. Do it.

You gotta sit through two hours of conspiracies and lies just to find that one nugget of truth. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Hot Sam became Pretzel Time in the 90s here. That’s when Auntie Annie’s started appearing.

Boardwalk Fries with Vinegar and Old Bay

Or Hot Sam Pretzels.

i feel like you could convince rfk jr that midichlorians are real

Oh God, no. No one misses those.

It’s know sarcasm, but a pitching change a batter was terrible.

I am in for whatever it takes to get rid of Andy Harris.

Mike Schmidt

All with the Philthies.

You didn’t choose the haircut. The haircut chose you.

From a fellow similarly coiffed person.

I know of two of them, but I am going to struggle for the other three.

Ernie Banks
Mike Schmidt

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Oh, I’m regrettably familiar with the Barstool folks. I just had no idea who this clown was. Thanks!

Maybe they just hose him down for the entire game with a special fire hose?

OK, as the "Get Off My Lawn" guy lurking on some O's Bluesky people, who is this clown, and why should I, or anyone, for that matter, care?

“Gotta go to Mo’s…Modell’s!”

That’s it, right?

Been there. Done that.

Clearly, the security thing that has not been done is the cause of all your computer problems.

I still want some Threddy gear after all these years.

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