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Feeling my body actually having aches and pains after training 3x this week and remembering I'm not 22 anymore

WHEN YOU'RE DEAD INSIDE BUT STILL TRY TO BRIGHTEN OTHERS DAY! [Robed and hooded figure in black floating in the sky, shooting rainbows from it's darkened face]

I'm sad, but I'm trying. Happy Saturday! Hope you read/watch/make something spooky today.

Let me consult the periodic table of elements

That Starbucks bear cup looks identical to the ones I see at basically any novelty store in the mall that's also selling fake labubus but of course brand loyalty is a hell of a drug

Listen man... All I'm saying is, there's never a time being weirder *didn't* open a door for me somewhere down the line

*walks into a Bath & Body Works* one working body please

I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor

Shout out to the 3 women at the work event I was just at who ship Zosan... Biggest shout out to the one who was also a Doffy fangirl that understood that Dio Brando and Doflamingo are made of the same chemicals........

Maybe my fics have a fighting chance in the AO3 ecosystem now that October is over bc I'm actually getting some action on the one shot I posted for Halloween.... Like haiiii

NY Post: The ghost of Ed Gein has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

I mean this in a "my beloved target audience" way btw. My sicko-phants if you will

Big shout outs to the people who leave kudos on my work in the late hours of the night. I know what you are

It's still ween

Considering enchanting a weird little guy in a vampiric thrall to be my familiar

3d render of drifloon in a small isometric room. the room has bright orange and yellow stripes wallpaper, with white, yellow, and orange balloons in one corner. to the other side, a Pikachu pumpkin sits amongst a few lit candles. the center table holds a mini cauldron with lots of candy. candy is scattered on the ground while drifloon floats above it.

happy halloween!!!! please come to his party tonight...

#b3d #pokemon #art

WFH as mimikyu waiting for trick or treaters because I must maintain a sense of whimsy

Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!

that’s right beg you miserable worm

How it feels to write fluff chapters about objectively evil characters

a boxer poised to fight next to text that reads "ok ima share what I love with the world" a boxer sitting down, defeated, next to text that says "damn. shame got hands" a boxer poised to fight next to text that says "ok ima share what I love with the world anyway"

fight for your joy

Also Law 🫀 NYCC was fun hehe

Trying to maybe use this again lol so here *throws a Nico Robin at u*

I confess wild horses COULD drag me away. In fact it would only probably take a single very sickly one

The scalding hot tea is that most of the ppl who I see trying to identify as "aerialists" while looking down on strippers have dead-fish stage presence and not enough self confidence to have decent lines in their movement. Maybe you could learn a thing or 2 from skrippas

"I'm an aerialist not a stripper" that's nice honey, but you actually have zero idea if your instructor, the woman next to you in pole class, or even any given person you fuckin meet is a stripper. So maybe be less condescending to the ppl who made your entire hobby what it is

I just think whatever kind of bizarre human being I was supposed to be has no place on this planet or in this day and age. And I want to just opt out of life sometimes because of this fact.

How it feels to realize the stupid jokey plot point you introduced in one chapter will ultimately have to be the deus ex machina that saves your main character because fanfiction is just so so silly

How it feels when I see hate for twilight, booktok, or dark romance on my feed

Always a little surreal to remember there's an overlap between "people who are legitimately afraid of Halloween" and "people who would consider themselves less easy to upset and offend than me"

Update: treasured Tumblr mutual sent me an AO3 invite he had lying around. (Hacker voice) I'm in.