Jake Blackwood

I am alive. Posting more has been paused lately, gym mode has been activated. Gym, read, smoke pipe. This is my day.

Yeah, William Carlos Williams is good at poetry and all that but seriously have you ever actually eaten a plum out of the refrigerator? They’re fucking amazing.

That’s definitely someone trying to put you in “your place” as just “another one”.

It’s the taste of mid-Michigan! I get this shit shipped across the country to me.

Breakfast of champions

Sometimes horny takes the wheel and you're just along for the ride.

I find Paddington an unsettling creature largely due to his mild English demeanor.

It's the little things.

Crying! At The Costco

My latest VHS pickup.

Self portrait.

Feeling desolate.

Wonder how much more we’re gonna see that eyeball now.

Still struggling with this "skeet" verbiage.

I seek to understand horny posting by employing the scientific method.

Started saying “really hit the cervix on that one” when I do something successfully and when I make a mistake.

Sick

John Cage buffing the floor.

I left twitter even though I had over 250,000 followers who cared about the NHS, because it was no longer an effective place to speak to people.

If there’s anyone out there who cares about the NHS-give me a follow. If the local election results have told us anything, we need to get organised!💥

Get in losers, we’re posting lock screens.

I was always mad that he was never on inside the actors studio

Oh shit these are sick.

How your email finds me

I was in a group chat once. Five dudes, got real close, as close as you can online anyway. We were there through births, deaths, breakups, victories, laughs, and losses. Then Elon bought Twitter and now I just see “the boys” in passing on instagram stories.

Great sounds.

Findom but instead of money she wants me to give her an excruciating amount of details about my new hyper fixation.

But think of how much easier it will be to tell the children of poor and working class people apart from those of upper class people! We won't be so easily tricked in a generation, one smile and we'll immediately know if a child's life is worth more as cheap labor than being educated.

Now it’s soccer season. Being a kids sport parent is more exhausting for you than them.

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