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Mary Beth Smith

@elmbs.bsky.social

“See, I did join the army, but I joined a different army. I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms.”

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I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

17.02.2026 11:41 — 👍 21650    🔁 7725    💬 299    📌 637
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Wow.

17.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 35504    🔁 16463    💬 1278    📌 2443

Three-way tie: Jim Croce, Todd Rundgren, Tina Fey. Actually: Tina Fey, and tie for second Croce/Rundgren

12.02.2026 18:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not creating an equivalency, just talking about history. I’ve met folks who remember Kent State vividly. I’ll be with some of them on Saturday, and I’m bringing my phone.

14.10.2025 16:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

True, but gamgam and pee pop remember when the national guard killed 4 of their fellow college protestors. And the national guard is back doing awful shit. I don’t blame them for being careful.

14.10.2025 14:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Me too. I can still feel the shock and horror physically

11.09.2025 15:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Girl Scouts used to have a recipe for Mystery Soup. Each troop member would bring some soup (likely canned). It would all go into a big pot over a fire with lots of water. Members would take turns stirring, and everyone would enjoy it when it was heated through. A delicious way to learn cooperation!

02.09.2025 18:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I had any skills with photo/videography, I’d share that our backyard fountain is hosting a bird party, and it’s just pure joy.

Hold on to joy, folks.

02.09.2025 15:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The cross at Normandy at the grave of my great-uncle Stanley Smith, who died on DDay

The cross at Normandy at the grave of my great-uncle Stanley Smith, who died on DDay

We remember. Thank you.

26.05.2025 19:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Heard today at lunch:

NANNY: we need to fix your hair. You need to look cute.
TODDLER: Why?

Hope the kid keeps asking why.

23.04.2025 15:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People are tired. They don’t want the self-serve checkout.

19.04.2025 16:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I don’t even have my lorazepam. I’m going to have to DRINK myself to sleep.”

04.04.2025 20:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@kristinestone.bsky.social you are bringing it today with your Spectrum and Classic Rewind playlists!

04.04.2025 15:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

28.02.2025 19:22 — 👍 64934    🔁 10118    💬 3271    📌 619

Ohio SB1

15.02.2025 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My grandfather fought in the Battle of the Bulge. He lived with shrapnel embedded in the right side of his body for the rest of his life.

25.01.2025 14:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess I’m supposed to post something. I’ve just been enjoying the civil discourse here. Keep it up witty ones!

17.11.2024 22:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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