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High school programming teacher; follower of Middlesbrough and the NY Jets; drinker of IPA; unapologetic semi-colon user

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I love that your mental process was "hmmm, it's something-something-something-knife" :)

09.12.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Is the premise even correct? Do you think he checked?

There was an Achilles injury three hours ago so we are all nodding along, yes, yes, there *are* a lot Achilles injuries these days.

08.12.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But that missed payment in 2012 is on your permanent record.

07.12.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

omg what if they develop real-time nudify app? ๐Ÿคฎ

06.12.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right? I was talking about this poem with one of my kids about a month ago.

06.12.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's an interesting title that is gendered to be female only (opposite of fireman, for example).

What could you call a male seamstress? A seamer (right arm medium, over the wicket)? A seaman (sewing on the high seas)?

We clearly need to start calling them fabric technicians.

06.12.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the Hollywood movie version where the Americans are always the good guys

06.12.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pre-match pint, surely?

04.12.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's *hard* not to, and I live near DC.

However, the people I see walking around with the 'old' merch, I don't have a lot of good feelings for them.

01.12.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need this for Living the Stream, but for when the football talk stops ๐Ÿ˜‰

30.11.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know I know...I was thinking "no no no no no" as we got the "just go for one" explainer.

28.11.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's no 'there' there.

If they're successful, massive recession due to unemployment.

If they fail, massive recession due to over-leveraged companies with no path to profit.

28.11.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 193    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Itโ€™s just regional food differences. Cincinnati has a sloppy chili, Baltimore has crab. You canโ€™t say one is better than the other.

28.11.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CeeDee Mom no?

27.11.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least he doesnโ€™t ask IF there are any games today.

27.11.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, #boro Bluesky, when is Adilson Malanda going to play? Is he with the squad now? Will be a regular?

26.11.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One season coaching soccer and now you're all "promotion and relegation is the answer".

Promotion and relegation in the NFL *would* be lit. Two divisions of 18 teams (yeah, quick expansion), play every team once, top 8 teams make the play-offs.

Four up and four down every season.

24.11.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think men are too emotional to commentate on football

23.11.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The first season was a pretty good, cohesive story IMO.

Like so many shows, the mistake was having more than two seasons.

23.11.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

FWIW it was not particularly cold in DC today

22.11.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At some point we need to get to โ€œI donโ€™t think about you at allโ€

Not today though.

22.11.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was thinking it is mad that we are second with only 19 goals in 15 games.

22.11.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the government declares "nevertheless" and the whole thing proceeds.

Defense attorney: "The prosecutor didn't even show the grand jury the charges!"

Prosecutor: "Nevertheless!"

Judge: "You make a good point, please proceed with sentencing""

19.11.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They looked โ€œcoachedโ€

19.11.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree on both points.

My hope is that he's "been there are done that" with England. If he wanted the top job it would make sense to stay, but he didn't seem to leap at the opportunity when it was presented.

14.11.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds as appetizing as dough-stuffed pizza crust.

13.11.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MIRDERS!

13.11.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ugh, I can almost see the "Hackney to Wolves" headlines now ๐Ÿคฎ

13.11.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On TV in a hoodie!

RTO is going to slap these guys so hard.

11.11.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only the cleanest CRs here

11.11.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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