Fernando Rizo

I want to netdeck your Infinity Ultron list tho

Desert Bus

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans) BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican superstar’s “EoO,” millions of terrified conservatives reportedly lost the ability to spea...

“Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance

Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees

Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.

One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.

Abolish the billionaire class:

On Monday we're dropping 25,000 Steam keys for the Titanium Court demo into Pantaloon subscribers inboxes. This demo isn't public for a while longer yet, and I promise you being on the early inside-track with this game will make you way cooler.

www.pantaloon.io

#indiegames #screenshotsaturday

A screenshot from the campaign selection screen which shows a happy looking alien named Nuria Voll. Text reads... She's missed out on the "next big thing" too many times. Nuria is going ALL-IN.

This is another alien who you can make money with, they are named B'ho Maximum. Text reads... With a choice between paying for rent or groceries, B'ho invests their last cresits into the market and hopes for the best.

This is the third and final campaign for another alien, called Fulds. Text reads... Six days. That's how much time Fulds has before correctional cyborgs drag him back to the prison that will be his grave.

This is an image that details the the post launch roadmap for the game. The text reads... Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Post Launch Roadmap February 5 (which has "out now" over the top of it): Two (which has "three" over the top of it" new campaigns February 12: A new game mode with a number of challenging scenarios February 19: Two new campaigns, more scenarios, and the addition of a daily challenge mode. With more to come over two months of free updates. The image features the top of the head of an alien baby at the bottom, that is being climbed on by multiple besuited aliens who are scrabbling over a suitcase full of money. This case is being held alot by one alien while other fall and more grab at the one holding the cash. It also features to logos for Strange Scaffold and Frosty Pop.

We launched our first free content update for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator yesterday with THREE new campaigns.

So, let's meet our new friends...

I've been enjoying doing "Narrative Design Coffee Talks" - small one-off consultations and commissions for small and solo indie devs.
It's really fun working across different genres and styles, and the work has been so varied. I'm writing everything from Steam pages to a full documentation overhaul.

We'll be attending guildford.games on the 20th Feb, taking Beast Breaker and @earlysun.bsky.social on the road! If you're attending, you can get your hands on both of the games 🎮 Hope to see you soon! 🐭 #indiedev #guildfordgames #indiepublishing

WHAT'S up me hearties it be thy boy Ahab, with the biggest ounce of gold giveaway ever hath ye seen on the channel. Swerve not thy fixed purpose to attend this one, guys! But first I must tell ye the tale of SQUARESPACE, who be thy sponsor today

The cat's outta the bag?!

I'm so excited to say that I contributed a (small) part to the upcoming, and gorgeous, Gallows Corner from @threesailsstudios.bsky.social!

I wrote Worcestershire, Bromsgrove, and a Bromsgrove adventure!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/thr...

A shirt design that says "you may go to hell, i will go to geocities.com/coolhorsepics" there are multiple computer windows open with various drawings of horses on them, with captions saying "there is no suffering here. All free. All beautiful. Running through the open fields." At the bottom it says "a world without pain, a world of horse."

i designed a t-shirt to let people know about my dream of a beautiful perfect world of horse
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Hiring for contract Art Director/Tech Artist for a UEFN game by @bippinbits.bsky.social

Immediete start, contract till May
Help define what is possible within UEFN
Work with existing dev team
Remote work
UE5 experience a must, UEFN a bonus

Mail uwu@bippinbits.com with portfolio!

this photo accidentally cropped out Skeletor and Mumm-Ra on the right

Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.

don’t get it twisted

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪

this is genuinely incredible

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

plutocratic gangster state

Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz Inventing a new lifestyle philosophy called "The Nine Delights" where each day you try to experience at least three of the nine delights 10:05 PM • Jun 25, 2021 • Twitter Web App 71 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 1,198 Likes Brooks Otterl... @i_zzz... • Jun 26, 2021 Replying to @i_zzzzzz THE NINE DELIGHTS Walking Around Fellowship Deliciousness Transcendence Goofing Amelioration Coitus Enthrallment ** WILDCARD *

Nine Delights 2026

Masala Is Waking

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

You can’t even lure children into your gingerbread house to eat them any more without being cooked in your own oven. I blame Hansel culture

Save 90% on Treachery in Beatdown City on Steam Explore an ANGRY city, meet the WORST people, and beat 'em up with STYLE! Pick your fighter, FREEZE TIME, build custom combos, and knock out your enemies, all to save the president.

Whatup #turnbasedthursday

Treachery in Beatdown City, the dark comedy Brawling Action Tactics game is on a major sale! Celebrate Xmas by beating up fascist cops and a bunch of other shitty people.

store.steampowered.com/app/762180/T...

Greta Thunberg arrested for holding a sign opposing genocide.

When peaceful protest is a crime, democracy is in deep trouble.

Happening under a Labour Government.

Let’s start one. I’ll get the PowerPoint going