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Congratulations to Bari Weiss, the new General Manager of the Dallas Mavericks!

this is not "everyone is twelve" theory. this is the slightly rarer but typically much more consequential "no one knows what lawyers do" theory

sports are cool because sometimes there are extremely detailed rube goldbergs to a winning team and other times any idiot can be like “I don’t think it’s a good idea to trade Luka Doncic” and be more correct than the person whose job it is to be correct about that

Erik Spoelstra on the final play:

"I've had that play on my card listed as CQ for 4 years. When it got to that point, Quinny said we should run that. I said, you know what, there's no better person to diagram it than the one who came up with the dang thing"

for people that want to ban the tush push because it is “hard to officiate” is the idea that the false start thing wouldn’t happen if there wasn’t a guy pushing the tush?

other teams false starting on their own qb sneaks against the eagles is admittedly a great bit

Great job, @schumer.senate.gov. You've changed the story from "GOP hurting millions of Americans to please unpopular, failing, delusional despot who's destroying his party" to "Dems are too weak and divided in the face of Trump's strength to take a stand and protect Americans"

I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really

Keenan Allen seems like a great guy to hold your franchise record for receptions

Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

“We’re competing with everyone’s phones so we have to do whatever we can to hold their attention.”

Or, hear me out… they’re going to scroll their phones during quiet scenes no matter what so why not let the adults have nice things

Criminal organization attempting to conceal evidence bsky.app/profile/brad...

got my ass

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

Financial Time chart explaining how AI could either kill all humanity and bring GDP to 0, end all scarcity problems and send GDP to infinity, or simple have no real effect and GDP rises at normal rate.

Economist is the funniest fake profession.

Why are we treating a consumer product that can cause psychosis or even kill people as something like a microwave that needs a firmware update instead of being classified as the most dangerous hallucinogen on the planet?

of all of the nfl games this year that was certainly one of them

lol

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

DEBS DEBS DEBS

doing a series of “meeting trump voters at diners” profiles but about the 6,000 eric adams voters

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

AOC crushing the media rounds rn

*Chef's kiss*

still mind boggling to me that so many people voted cuomo but whatever hell yeah libbing out

As Mamdani nears victory, Democrats worry about national fallout The progressive candidate is on the cusp of a historic mayoral win. And that's adding to unease among Democrats looking for a way back to national power.

The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...

Would you believe me if I told you that what anime & manga fans like are drawings

I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. proteanmag.com/2025/11/01/w...

Nation’s Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such A Little Bitch

Nation’s Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such A Little Bitch
https://theonion.com/nation-s-older-brothers-recommend-not-being-such-a-litt-1823191955/