@devonsfinesthuman.bsky.social
Music obsessive, beer drinker, cat lover and all ‘round nice guy.
When the conductor announces the list of stations the train will be stopping at, everyone should cheer when their station is called out
01.12.2025 22:55 — 👍 140 🔁 16 💬 11 📌 1
Lynda La Plante as Tamara Novek nursing the bedridden employees of Rentaghost in a tableau reminiscent of Hieronymus Bosch at his most fevered.
01.12.2025 21:00 — 👍 239 🔁 72 💬 10 📌 16When I say my bar I mean the bar I like to drink in😬
29.11.2025 19:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s my bar’s ‘always on’ tap. 👍
29.11.2025 19:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They showed good character to come back onTuesday. The talk while their player was injured after going two down clearly had massive impact. Love yo know what was said…
29.11.2025 10:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Maybe no one heard me, 20% off sale on happytoast.co.uk today and all weekend. Hell, I'll include commissions in that too.
28.11.2025 15:03 — 👍 61 🔁 60 💬 2 📌 2
#catfags
26.11.2025 17:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
18.11.2025 09:43 — 👍 3879 🔁 1406 💬 235 📌 473"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
He stees you when you're stleeping.
15.11.2025 14:08 — 👍 403 🔁 75 💬 9 📌 3How long are we going to let Banks pretend that they can't do anything on weekends. It's all been digital for years, just send the chuffing standing order payment.
13.11.2025 18:55 — 👍 214 🔁 6 💬 10 📌 1
I swear that if I see one more gritty drama filmed with that blue/teal filter and teal and brown colour scheme I’m going to start listening to the voices in my head…
Even the advert makers are at it now!
*voices obvs
12.11.2025 21:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
07.11.2025 19:20 — 👍 2364 🔁 289 💬 75 📌 44Which one is more English?
06.11.2025 11:58 — 👍 3679 🔁 1444 💬 79 📌 118We refer to Dreamies as cat bribes in our house. I have to put a few down to stop them following me down the road to work…
04.11.2025 21:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Smashed out of his tiny skull on the Catnip by the look of it. 🙀
31.10.2025 13:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And they said romance was dead…
26.10.2025 17:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
26.10.2025 14:13 — 👍 38 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
A photo of a boy with a home-made facehugger on his head.
A photo of a boy with a home-made facehugger on his head.
The boy(14) had made a paper-mache facehugger for halloween. Here it us partly primed, ready for painting. He's done such an amazing job.
26.10.2025 12:55 — 👍 2322 🔁 248 💬 85 📌 19‘I found one for £11.85, did you order one?’
24.10.2025 19:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/
23.10.2025 22:00 — 👍 2613 🔁 387 💬 45 📌 35Managed to introduce "synergistic frictivation" into the company lexicon after using it in a strategy document to test if anyone reads them. Now, senior management uses it in presentations as if it's gospel. Last week, someone suggested we "frictivate our verticals".
22.10.2025 12:20 — 👍 517 🔁 41 💬 27 📌 12
Packaging for a SELF ASSEMBLY BIRD TABLE
I bought one of those self-assembly bird tables a while back. The lazy bastards haven't even opened the box, all they've done is shit on it.
21.10.2025 15:10 — 👍 630 🔁 90 💬 24 📌 2
BBC news: Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre a picture of a ladder against the Louvre)
Reece Shearsmith in spaced saying ‘o yea I hadn’t fort o dat’
20.10.2025 06:50 — 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
sorry to hear Ricky Hatton took his own life - still so many platformed voices sneer at issues of mental health - a reminder of why a world where people feel they can speak about their inner battle & not feel they must hide or be ashamed needs to be built
www.thecalmzone.net?gad_source=1...
They have previous form for this.
18.10.2025 21:48 — 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 1One fine day there will be a moment when some fucker in our road ISN’T having ‘some work’ done on their house. I live in hope for some peace and quiet but doubt it will ever come.
#lifegoals
