Mark Basnett

Oh, put a wasp nest up your arse.

It's John Lennon's birthday, so here's that picture of him out on the town with Edwina Currie.

Asylum hotel provider makes £180m profit despite claims of inedible food and rationed loo paper Asylum seekers and charities tell BBC of

Firms running hotels make vast profits, while often providing appalling conditions.
People seeking asylum don't choose to get stuck in hotels. Firms choose to make money off their lives, and governments choose to pay them rather than implement better alternatives.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Bear in mind that the entire tactic since *winning a landslide* has been not to use that majority to enact beneficial legislation, but to shore up popularity in marginal constituencies to hold onto seats. From day one. It is almost awe-inspiring how badly that’s gone.

Absolutely incredible song

Boris Johnson accusing young people of being cowards, the massive twat.

I'll remind you that this man hid in a fridge rather than speak to journalists.

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword

[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

These are the things that make me proud to be British 🫡

Current state of UK political discourse.

Yvette, I'm confused.

Wainwrights.

When the Beano starts taking pops at you then it's probably time to question your amazing comms and policy strategy.

Just for perspective, a few weeks ago roughly 100,000 turned up for the London Trans+ Pride march. By contrast fewer than 3,000 ACROSS THE WHOLE COUNTRY, have turned up to anti-asylum "protests". Yet we are meant to take the latter as "the voice of the people" and the former as "the minority".

Paul Watson

No idea how on earth that's a penalty but handball seems to be considered more interesting than football nowadays.

Feel a bit bad for Jack. Think we need to give him a bit of breathing space to get back to enjoying his football and feeling appreciated before he gets saddled with being Everton’s saviour.

Kenneth Cope as merry/pippen

Either Robert Jenrick doesn't believe in all the ear-biting racist stuff he comes out with & just pretends to regardless of the damage caused because he thinks it'll garner him power or he does believe in what he says. Either explanation means he's a walking latrine, a suit full of atrocity.

This is what Tory austerity has done. And this story is repeated across the country. Recovering from this is going to take more than some shitty AI scheme.

"defund the police" didn't go far enough

get these shitstains out of any position of authority immediately

The only reason to apologise for calling Jenrick a xenophobe is that you meant to call him a pin-eyed careerist xenophobe with the moral compass of a serial killer who melted down his dignity into a dildo of performative cruelty to shove up his own arse on command for those who pay his wages.

if I ever go properly "screaming about nothing in particular in the street" mad it will be due to having spent too much time having read about the opinions of men who have absolutely never cared about women's rights for one moment in their lives but decided to pretend just for the sake of racism

Mo Salah respond to a post by UEFA with: Can you tell us how he died, where, and why? The UEFA post reads: Farewell to Suleiman al-Obeid, the 'Palestinian Pelé'. A talent who gave hope to countless children, even in the darkest of times

Well said, Mo Salah.

Suleiman al-Obeid was shot dead by IDF forces whilst waiting for food aid in southern Gaza.

Shocked, SHOCKED that the paper that brought you the Furries In Schools moral panic that turned out to be a lie, and the 'Me & my family who are all called Al can only take 6 holidays because of private school fees' story that was completely made up might have published a lie

I am Sober app message for UK users when you try to access the community feature: 6 Aug 2025 Custom • Day One Community access temporarily unavailable. Due to the UK Online Safety Act, community features are currently unavailable for UK users. Your personal tracking, daily pledges, milestones, and all other app features remain fully accessible. We expect to restore community access soon once we implement the required age verification systems.

I decided I want to go back to not drinking, I use this great app I Am Sober a huge part of which is the community feature where you can make friends and get support and motivation, it’s now unavailable for UK ppl due to the online safety act….in case teenagers are illicitly trying to get sober?

Rather lovely to learn that Terry Pratchett's grandchild has been named Samuel.

White and nerdy the gold standard. Perfection