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@stilldavis.bsky.social

Rubbish jokes, inane observations, low effort, you get the idea. Everton fan. You're bored now.

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I bought this in about 2000. Arguably a top 20 album by anyone all-time and somehow it might not even be Stevie Wonder's best album IMO

15.02.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I've heard Sweet Caroline 200 times in the last year alone but I really didn't want to.

So I'm saying one I enjoy every single time

youtu.be/UVKU6SevefY?...

15.02.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've just seen the football results.

Oh Burnley, fuck right off you grassing racist cunts!

15.02.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The 'clues' on this show wouldn't get cracked by an Enigma machine!

15.02.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
15.02.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've watched 4 series of the UK Traitors and I can say I've never seen a character I actually wanted to knock fuck out of before.

4 episodes into the Ireland series and hello Eamon!

#TheTraitorsIreland

14.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Black Bag on NOW TV if you have it. Cracking good spy mystery movie and only 90 minutes long.

14.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not falling for that

14.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know it's an inherently stupid show but Ben Shepherd being judged a better singer than Mica frigging Paris makes me wonder which nut house they got this audience from.

#TheMaskedSinger

14.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Guardian headline "Nothing says love like chemicals’: Valentine’s roses often covered in pesticides, testing finds"

Guardian headline "Nothing says love like chemicals’: Valentine’s roses often covered in pesticides, testing finds"

Roses are red
Violets on our minds

14.02.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit says pure poetry in front of a city skyline Alt: a man in a suit says pure poetry in front of a city skyline
14.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everybodys Stupid Everyone Is Stupid GIF Alt: Everybodys Stupid Everyone Is Stupid GIF the late great Andy Kaufman

Just went to the shops to get a paper for my ma and what did I see?

Virtually every bloke in shorts, two of them in shorts AND flip flops. It's February and bloody 4 degrees out!

What's happened to men? Did I miss a memo or something?

14.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Timeline cleanse: a past Valentine’s Day when Sybil’s brain cell was confronted with a laptop cable inches off the ground.

14.02.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

We got the Sainsbury's one for Β£18. Pretty good value I have to say!

14.02.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly mate. You can go for a meal and be nice to each other any day. You don't have to sit in a mad crowded restaurant getting ripped off

14.02.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wake up babe, Sticky Toffee Pudding man is on Bluesky!

14.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a hat says so i got that going for me ... Alt: a man wearing a hat (bill murray) says so i got that going for me ... which is nice

Just me smugly posting that my wife is a woman of sound logic and reason and consequently doesn't have any truck with the blatant cash grab that is Valentine's Day.

14.02.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Out August 3rd. Succession tells the story of Everton legend Colin Harvey's time as manager of Everton, following the most successful period in the club's history, at a time of great change in English football. Early pre-sale Waterstones promotion with 25% discount coming next week.
#everton

14.02.2026 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Poster for the Steven Soderbergh movie Black Bag from 2025. It's really a very good watch

Poster for the Steven Soderbergh movie Black Bag from 2025. It's really a very good watch

If you like stylish British set spy films that pay homage to the Harry Palmer movies and enjoy a gripping story that's 90 minutes long with no fat on it, and you're able to, you should watch Black Bag.

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 πŸ’ΌπŸ•΅οΈ

14.02.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a knob though this fella. Typical bizzie. I've only watched 3 episodes but the main 2 people he's zeroed in on are the only 2 black women.

You can take the man out of the force but you can't take the force out of the man.

#TheTraitorsIreland

13.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

ACAB includes the Garda, that means you Eamon.

Yes I'm now watching The Traitors Ireland.

13.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
A golden frame around a Monet-style painting of a lily pond. It’s officially titled Clouds In The Style Of Claude Monet, 1903–6, by John Myatt, and was available from Castle Fine Art for Β£35,000 when I downloaded it, and may still be

A golden frame around a Monet-style painting of a lily pond. It’s officially titled Clouds In The Style Of Claude Monet, 1903–6, by John Myatt, and was available from Castle Fine Art for Β£35,000 when I downloaded it, and may still be

27 years ago today, artist John Myatt was sentenced to a year in prison for conspiracy to defraud, after painting around 200 fake works, including Chagalls and Matisses over a period of eight years, which convinced buyers despite usually being rendered in household emulsion mixed with KY Jelly 🧡

13.02.2026 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 26

Porridge with nothing added at all is proddy scran

13.02.2026 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sniff.....that's some good shit!

12.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Might be wrong here but as far as I understood it that would apply to Supertramp. Obviously they fell out big time in the end but I don't think Roger Hodgson and Rick Davies were ever mates. It was Rick's band, Roger joined later but it seems like a professional relationship only.

12.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Gimme A Break: The Ads of 1970's Britain
YouTube video by Stuart Millard Gimme A Break: The Ads of 1970's Britain

Deadly earworm jingles, proper British dinners in tins, and milking Arthur Mullard. Now available for all, a new video takes an extensive look at the omnipresent and ludicrously oversexed TV ads of the 1970s.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1So...

12.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6

Well there is that but if you can get past the thought of STDs he seems alright!

11.02.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've only just come across him but I have to admire his wholesome enthusiasm for one specific afters.

11.02.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The hero we all need right now

11.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Who'll Stop The Rain
YouTube video by Creedence Clearwater Revival Creedence Clearwater Revival - Who'll Stop The Rain

It's what we're all asking after bloody 40 days and nights of it

youtu.be/T9MXNbpXQ3g?...

11.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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