Carol Patterson

Happy #caturday but on Sunday

Day 39 off cable news

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Yay 🙌

Thought that was the masterplan of JDs puppet masters

🤣 oh god I actually forgot about JD for a few days there. sigh

I say “asshole”, to no one, at the sight of one.

Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver

I’m not sure, but Abe and Reggie probably gave you some hints.

Yes!

Rocky and Reggie 😹

Join The Onion Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.

Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.

How long until they announce Don Jr. as the head of the DEA

Nobody should have any illusions now

So the brain worm serial cheater who decapitated a whale & dumped a dead bear is gonna be in charge of our nation’s health and the chick who shot her dog and her goat and lied about meeting with Kim Jong Un is gonna be in charge of our homeland security.

We are living on the inside of The Onion.

Omfg

Puppy killer to oversee mass deportations. That fits.

very cool that the federal government is now a wholly owned subsidiary of elon musk. they probably will try to make it illegal to not advertise on twitter too.

With Ready Orders and an Energy Czar, Trump Plots Pivot to Fossil Fuels President-elect Donald J. Trump’s transition team for climate and the environment is considering relocating the E.P.A. out of Washington and other drastic changes.

at minimum the next four years are going to be an orgy of looting

I stayed for the election. Moving now.

A Modest Proposal: Let Trump Be Trump Democrats should not try to save America from itself.

i think i agree with this. (since none of you will read it the basic idea is democrats should under no circumstances try to save trump or republicans from themselves)

This is disgusting.