Matthew Williams

they don’t pay me enough i don’t know what to post man

'It's fine, just put a valve next to it that turns real slow. It's not like they'll be running away from anything!'

That's my out of office sorted.

'Woof my father was a toolmaker woof'

Unfortunate side aspect of the ongoing Isak saga is that I have to debunk nonsense stories that my Dad has read on Facebook. No Dad, Eddie Howe hasn't taken a restraining order out on Isak, no judge in the country would grant that.

This ends with him staring at an exit poll with Labour = 103 MPs in 2029, muttering 'I thought it's what you wanted...' as Prime Minister Farage gurns on BBC News.

Yo, well done dude, that's seriously impressive.

UFO 50 from what I've played so far:

1.) Barbuta - Confusing
2.) Bug Hunter - Interesting but tough
3.) Ninpek - Fun, challenging
4.) Paint Chase - Neat, fun Bomberman meets Splatoon vibe
5.) Magic Garden - Simple but potentially addictive
6.) Mortol - Neat original idea!

One Hour Photo ah

Labour: 'Old family photos? How about you get rid of these so we aren't having to use so much water to cool data centres for needless rubbish?'

Also Labour: 'We've replaced your GP with an AI chatbot, it needs 12 data centres to write a prescription.'

Worst I had to worry about growing up with internet was malware when you downloaded a dodgy file, poor kids today are at risk of so much.

I brought my family to Midgar for the Cherry Blossom festival.

The first thing I saw when I exited the Sector 1 train station was a gang of ragtags yelling about how Mako is the life blood of this planet. One of them had a gun for an arm.

So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down

Joke about balls probably would be better, too hot today.

The Hundred: Tymal Mills will not be allowed to display OnlyFans logo on bat England fast bowler Tymal Mills will not be allowed to display a logo promoting his OnlyFans account on his bat during The Hundred.

Brings new meaning to 'sticky wicket'.
www.bbc.com/sport/cricke...

There’s just alot of people looking directly into a camera and saying 2+2=7 and expecting you to passively take that because you now have no agency and are merely a vessel for that lie to be conveyed and that’s generally bad I think

Someone posted this in Albany, New York on Wplace

One of those celebrity deaths that just stops you in your tracks. Still sad about someone with that much life no longer being around.

An actually real, genuine “the fish rots from the head” moment. Very little of this type of idiotic shit rises organically from the public, it has been imposed from above by politicians and media outlets, over decades.

He's not the hot prospect anymore, he's been wobbly for awhile now.

He was never quite the same after that injury and has been overtaken a bit by Rogers.

Internet down.
Contact Talk talk.
'You need to register your account with us to run a service test.'
Go through registration process.
'Unable to complete registration.'

Bang head against wall repeatedly.

Would be sad to see him go, but he's not quite been the same since his injury. If the right offer comes in, would be worth considering. #avfc

Hopefully they'll be light up front.

If I see Isak score at Villa Park on Saturday, I'm gonna fume.

I'd be sad to see him go, but Ramsey hasn't quite been at the same level since his injury, he's unlikely to play ahead of Rogers. Between that and the money they'd get towards PSR, I'd be willing to let him go, if he wanted to.

23.) Is This Seat Taken? - Charming little puzzle game about finding space in buses, cafes, etc for little shapes with different requirements. I really like the look of this game, though a number of recurring locations means it ends up feeling repetitive after awhile. #IsThisSeatTaken

I think the second one looks great and I like where the story goes. It's not incredible but definitely one of the better ones. Genuinely laughable how the third film just throws most of it out immediately to randomly bring back Palpatine.

This shot is cool as hell.