Active Measures, LLC

"We must stand up to the PRC's brain melting machine and force the sale of TikTok"

(20 months later)

"Not like that."

DS9 The Dominion War was the theme prior to the event

That one homie in the gc who replies to every discussion about the Okhrana with "well, you see, what the Oprichina did"

Memorializing the failed use of agents abroad by the Okhrana is a duty all of us owe the world.

Liz and Jack from 30 Rock

Clear and Present Danger, but with the cast of 30 Rock:

"Look at you, you see everything in black and white!"

"Not quite Ritter, right and wrong!"

DIA: "we've got a line on these 'magic beans' they've been talking about."

CIA: "..."

DIA: "going rate is $1,000,000, want to split It?"

CIA: "..."

DHS/HSI: "hey you guys, we bought the magic beans! only $5,000,000!"

lite.cnn.com/2026/01/13/p...

The IRS remains one of the most based organizations, coming after YOUR ESPIONAGE EARNINGS

can't shake this idea so now it burns your eyes

NORAD at 0500Z

Eyes Wide Shut? You better believe that's a Christmas movie.

Men will literally reduce CIA/CI to ashes rather than go to therapy

Slide photo of linguistic discrepancies showing sign of document forgery by a Russian language speaker

@activemeasures.bsky.social (which is a real llc!) and I assume @wylienewmark.bsky.social with a jaw dropping presentation. Best analysis of SVR vs GRU and history of the forgeries in 2016 leaks I’ve ever heard. #cyberwarcon

Stop acting like modern intelligence work developed 12 years ago challenge (impossible)

"New breed" yeah no one has ever thought of this

www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/1...

Looking forward to meeting Lukashev in person and asking, "I bet you wish you'd click 'make account private' on Bitly, huh?"

theins.ru/en/news/286815

russian opposition journalism horseshoe theory is when your conspiracy theory of the Russian government is so ornate you take the same position as Putin

Christo should stop listening to the Russian hackers he pays to get selectors from Russian telcos (and also probably Välisluureamet), because the SVR* and GRU absolutely hacked the DNC.

*come to @cyberwarcon.bsky.social on 19 Nov to hear more!

In Mike D'Andrea you got both

CIA finally learned how to rig an election huh

Do you get eepy? I get so eepy.

"it’s still 2016" (2025)