Liam Dutton

Misread this as couscous.

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After the uproar at the Glasgow Theatre Royal, Rod Hull decided that Emeline the violent lady was a bad idea, and that an animal of some sort would be the way to go.

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Camping in Cornwall in the 70s, there used to be one in the campsite shop. Not sure if that was a common occurrence.

It must have been extremely disappointing for him, to spend all that effort and money on setting up his nonce island, and nobody turned up. He's just sitting there with all those underage girls thinking "where did I go wrong? I'm sure they all said they were interested..."

"Does his Lordship take Tiffin in the Afternoon, milady"?
"Yes, with a little light violence"

I mean, this is a piss take, isn't it?

Now we know...

Truthfully I don't have a problem. I agree with you. The issue is that training, provided by companies, is seen now as an impact on company profits, and in turn the shareholders.

Again with training funded by Halliburton and partnerships with Wimpey.

Funded by American oil companies.

The younger one, yes.

My Sheepdog brings all the lambs to the yard.

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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

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Again, Dave Madox-Brown tries to emulate his brother Ford's success with "The Pretty Baa-Lambs". It didn't go well.

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Don't worry, Banacek is on the case.

Sometimes, the Camden School for Girls Bell Ringing team bit off more than they could handle, especially when performing more contemporary pieces, such as Napalm Death's "Contagion".

All we can say is:
A: only with a dry sponge
B: Have you considered moving to Cheam?
C: probably a tutu and a length of hose.

Emily was finding Constance's impression of Frank Spencer quite wearing, especially when it occurred at the most inconvenient times.

Lots of Love (abbr to LOL) usually works.

"Perhaps you should consider changing your gynecologist?"

I imagine Trump will increase the tariffs of the country of Nobel as revenge.

"What do you mean you've changed your mind? I've spent weeks trying to get Sparkle here to tolerate you, and now it appears he was correct in his hatred for you!"

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Captain Percy held Lady Groynes arm firmly as she descended the seaweed strewn steps, ensuring she did not lose her footing and accidentally land on the boatman's rollocks.

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It is supposed to be a cheap, filling meal. A peppered mince filling with a pie made of two pastries. Quality can vary greatly, but Cook's in Hoxton was a personal favourite. Still creates a Proustian moment when I do have one. Memories of sawdust, steam, benches and marble tables.

We can only look a posteriori to say that the average voter finds the dumbest thing is appealing.

To be honest, it's a large enough country to replace all the housing with bungalows.

We suggest you stick to a fatty boom batty so you're munted when you order your first drink