Good old Harry Biscuit.
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Old ex-programmer, socialist, works for a small charity in Medway, UK. https://medwayplus.wordpress.com/
Good old Harry Biscuit.
15.02.2026 19:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away β€οΈs, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
15.02.2026 17:59 β π 18 π 12 π¬ 37 π 17The Featherstonehaughs were livid that the parlour maid had interrupted there intimate 'date night' with her flower arrangements. They knew she had heard some of the salacious whisperings to each other, and had to be bumped off, but the challenge was where to inter Flora?
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Rippling hills.
15.02.2026 13:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Much twisty of the anklebold...deep folly.
13.02.2026 22:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It comes to this, the musical chairs battle of the sexes.
13.02.2026 21:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βFour of my children just evaporated,β Badran said, holding back tears. βI looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?β
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
A close up of a dog with a white face and one brown ear, while he was hiding under the sofa. He seems to be gazing into the distance, off to the left.
Just finished giving Ted's coat a good brush. Lessons have been learnt.
11.02.2026 18:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tried watching The Muppet Show reboot. Nope. The voices of Kermit/Miss Piggy/etc were so wrong that it was too jarring to watch.
10.02.2026 22:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away β€οΈs, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
08.02.2026 17:59 β π 30 π 14 π¬ 48 π 18Before the Duracell Bunny, Ever Ready Fanny and here luminous kittens were a household name.
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We had a break in at home and the DVD player was stolen. You can guess what was still in the tray.
07.02.2026 19:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Enjoying #wonderman , but Ben Kingsley's Scouse accent is shockingly bad.
05.02.2026 21:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Surely not
youtu.be/neSbBESoKlw?...
Evening
03.02.2026 20:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0On a lovely hot summer's morning, I drove to work with the windows wide open. I felt a tickling sensation in my nostrils, so gave my nose a quick rub. That was all it needed to frighten the wasp out and leave the car.
03.02.2026 20:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looking at the seating plan for the wedding reception, Arthur was pleased that the Reverend Spooner was on their table as he knew the Revd considered him to be a shining wit.
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01.02.2026 17:58 β π 25 π 16 π¬ 53 π 31Everyone in the room was puzzled by this painting. Who was M Khan?
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Red Panda is Harry Hill
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I think Bezos doesn't care about the return from the box office, it's more about generating goodwill with the current regime, making sure that DHS and ICE keep using AWS.
30.01.2026 21:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Haynes Manual Ford Capri MKII
30.01.2026 19:44 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βͺBarry Keoghan is "Clouseau disguise Ringo". This was pointed out by the eagle-eyed @rufustsuperfly.bsky.socialβ¬
and @frankshallot.bsky.social
We never even think that the dog has manipulated the situation that causes this point in a relationship.
28.01.2026 22:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It would be interesting* to know what velcro was called in the Star Wars universe.
* No it wouldn't.
It's the tongue cluck if you have surround sound.
27.01.2026 21:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away β€οΈs, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
25.01.2026 18:00 β π 28 π 14 π¬ 40 π 22"Is this your first time at a Harvester?"
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The concern is what is happening out of sight in the camps.
25.01.2026 21:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, probably athletes foot.
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