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im currently comatose in a new bugatti

94 Followers  |  19 Following  |  65 Posts  |  Joined: 14.02.2025  |  1.6855

Latest posts by djsprite.bsky.social on Bluesky

just saw fantastic 4 and there are some shots that look like a smosh video in that movie

25.07.2025 05:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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the only work is in the banana mines

17.07.2025 23:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that settles it im applying to be a citizen of donkey kong country

17.07.2025 21:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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how do u achieve this build

11.07.2025 17:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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found the best 40 seconds of alan wake 2 in my playthrough

27.06.2025 17:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Smoke green crack out of my penor, you must

14.06.2025 23:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Slop of the day (no kings only wings)

14.06.2025 22:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

can u give him airpods

12.05.2025 07:33 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Slop of the day

06.05.2025 01:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My fatass thought these were nitrous

02.05.2025 01:17 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Slop of the day

30.04.2025 23:33 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tried the new kratom infused latte at Starbucks #NotImpressed

27.04.2025 22:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Slop of the day

27.04.2025 01:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Denial of Popeyes chicken sandwich is imprisonment of the soul

26.04.2025 23:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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At the midgar hybrid Popeyes/checkers/dunkin

26.04.2025 23:16 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yeah so its like silent hill but instead of your darkest psychological fears and sins it uses your cookies data to make monsters directly market to you products related to your internet searches

26.04.2025 13:49 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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25.04.2025 14:39 — 👍 13    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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Slop of the day

23.04.2025 16:06 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

imagine making ur gamertag "baba yaga" just to have a 0.68 K/D

19.04.2025 04:25 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i be building a setup like this just to play Gorn

18.04.2025 06:32 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

11.09.2001 12:14 — 👍 7143    🔁 2889    💬 102    📌 138
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Slop of the day

06.04.2025 19:59 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

yeah so like we're turning insulin into a speculative market it'll be like counter strike

06.04.2025 14:49 — 👍 38    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1
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Surely the wish will work this time

05.04.2025 23:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

call this shit the grok market the way uuuhhhh i dont know man haha this shit sucks

04.04.2025 16:03 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah bro here's the new mario you tryna mortgage that?

03.04.2025 14:56 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

yeah dude its not like jumpscare horror this indie horror game is cerebral bro its really out there its not like low-brow horror its like cerebral

02.04.2025 11:14 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Genuinely fucking leave me alone man

01.04.2025 02:39 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They should let me Uber Eats a gun

31.03.2025 17:06 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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