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The boys get grossed out with the Ash half, and worked up in the Durk half, and in between learn a thing or two about our country's best and brightest bikini wearers! with an ending that may be our most inflammatory yet!

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Whoever convinced Tim Dillon that he was funny played one of the cruelest pranks in world history.

More like Debra Messy

Yes Rudy we want communism for us and our cousin wives

Bill Ackman was last seen dousing himself & his son Faramir in oil

#ZohranMamdani #Mamdani #NYC #mayor

Capitalism is now illegal

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He looks like this

Jared Isaacman will travel to space by flapping his ears

Can confirm

We stand on the precipice of a new tomorrow, AI is now capable of making full length feature films indistinguishable from Hollywood blockbusters

*video of John Wayne in a fireman outfit hissing like a cat at the camera over and over for 30 seconds*

O, mortals, HALLO-WOE IS WE tonight! Besieged by ghouls & our own mistakes, we must end the Billien threat! Our guest Hunter shall help us, whether he likes it or not...be there 8PT BRING CANDY 🧙‍♂️🎃

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How fucked am I if I add an additional document on a job application and then I realize it says not to do that or I'll be disqualified?

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Arrest the Johns!

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I'M BEING MARGINALIZED

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Sliwa on that stage like

Jojo Sliwa?

This Friday, we shall endeavour TO CATCH AN INVESTOR! We thought the Billiens exterminated, but one remains—& if let alone, ‘twill DOOM the nascent nations of the Shattered Empire. We must entrap it—to cure Mister Neelix, & end the Billien threat! Join us Friday to watch us try TO CATCH AN INVESTOR!

everything rightwingers eat somehow looks like poop

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Be Gay

Also Bill Burr is a bitch

I turned down the offer from the Riyadh comedy festival to do a tight 5. I will not be mentioning how much they offered, but you can send me tips for my bravery and heroism at twitch.tv/h_dubb

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They've only intercepted some of the flotilla. They are still going!

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eric adams has dropped out of the mayoral election upon discovering that he is mayor already

I don't think it worked!

Just saw the gyno today and she was rude as fuck so I enjoyed this reminder that also the alternative sucks lol. I want rights and real healthcare and ice cream!