alexis

Paul Atreides to Leto II:

Why is it called dendle floss..

Hollywood CUCKxec completely HOWDYMOGGED by Chad Cowboy in 10-gallon hat

Pardoning drug lords but deporting sick little kids straight from the hospital really sums the whole thing up doesn’t it

i just saw someone say that we should strand elon musk on the moon with a camera & a gun. then after he does it, go back and get the camera and publicly broadcast the video 24/7. and make anyone with over $5m watch it every day before theyre allowed to get out of bed

wow. sounds like a lot of work!

it’s very cool to learn the company I work for might bounce payroll checks next week and having to keep chugging along like nothing is wrong

coworkers fucking love handing out Certified Joker Moments ™

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

people will call you an ideological purist for saying this guy shouldn't be the next democratic presidential candidate

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

As an ex-Yakuza enforcer my life can get pretty complicated, but never so much as when I have to do karaoke and then have 12 straight conversations in a bar with one companion I've been ignoring.

Friday, December 19th at 8pm on twitch.tv/rikuheartsvp, I’ll be playing Hogwarts Legacy for donations to the Transgender Law Center. I will only stop for sleep. I will resume the stream each day at 8pm until I beat the game and its side quests. We’ve already raised $241! Art by @whamber.bsky.social

the most car anyone actually needs is a kei truck

INSPIRING: do you have a gambling problem and read the news? this man figured out a way to take advantage of you, and he doesn't even have a college degree

lmao imagine trying to penetrate the shield with a fast knife? lmao idiot couldn't be me my knife's low speed is on lock. Idahomaxxing and Gurney-pilled

nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

me for nine weeks after innocently looking up any song, film, or consumer product on my phone

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

*bumps into you and our amulets become entangled* hey watch it bozo

is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”

A lot of speculation about how things got so Stupid and Evil and I think one reason is we've collectively been too tolerant of Stupid and Evil for too long

smoking a goint

WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty- bop and zippity-zoom but the truth
is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but
that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade
in the form of "coffee."

YOU - Johnny Law is about to tear it up. Sad-style.

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry