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a ink drawing of a man tackling another man swinging a sword by grabbing him around the waist and putting his face in his crotch

swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century

Hmm sounds like you want JD Vance to be president very sad

What of the Dem nominee is Donald Trump. Would you vote for him

Gotta be yimby he was always talking about giving out mansions on his dad's land

wtf?? nothing violent about this

I can't believe how few people they got for the on screen audience. Like if a wrestling company did this everyone would make fun of them for months

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.

Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026

A drawing in Mario Paint of a female Bowser-like character, captioned "KOOPA'S WIFE BIBINBA" The names considered for Bowser by Miyamoto were Yukke and Bibinba, after yukhoe, a Korean raw meat dish and bibimbap, a Korean rice and vegetable dish. The name Miyamoto ended up choosing, Kuppa, is based on gukbap, a Korean beef soup. Source: @FanamelIT, x.com/FanamelT/status/1433922106132156427

A 1994 Japanese Nintendo catalog included a sample image to illustrate the capabilities of Mario Paint that depicts "KOOPA'S WIFE BIBINBA". While the character is likely not canon, her name is based on a discarded name for Bowser, so it may have been drawn by a Nintendo employee.

I'm in Chile right now visiting family, and this is the type of shit I love about latin america.

It was unclear if Mr. Trump was aware before posting the image that Sonic and Mario canonically exist in different universes or that Mario could not impregnate a hedgehog with currently available fertility procedures. The image was generated here at the New York Times by this reporter.

ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.con... • 1h hey remember when dril tried to sabotage Harris's campaign? i'm utterly fine with him being banned 2 ¿ 5 18 Elle Bee @laurenbee.bsky.social • 1h ???? 1 2 • •• ••. ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact Harris's campaign used one of his tweets for marketing and he flipped his shit because she didn't agree with him on every position. and then, you know, we lost the election

oh that’s why she lost

Moderation in this site gets very upset if you ask them if they're child molesters, presumably because they are child molesters

I will be taking the block as a Yes

Ah damn I was hoping he'd ban me. Oh well!

So are you a child molester or do you just like sticking up for them

He is making fun of you Paul. Hope this helps.

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May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.

A screen shot of a post on the Planet of the Apes reddit titled Honest question. Why are some fans against the reboot movies having a romance between a human and ape?

interesting tRump theory i hadnt considered

Yeh I’m not gonna listen to the 50 year old man who though Elmo was real

Keep honking, I'm reloading my double-barreled brass lizard hand-blunderbuss

Is that the bathroom they don't let you go into cause someone shit there once

Lot of bad stuff going on right now but at least the president debuts a cool new skin color every few weeks

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

a terrifying furry white dog robot

a closeup of the head of a terrifying white dog robot

the dogbert animatronic from the 1997 live action dilbert pilot

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rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.

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