AK Bell

Hull KR Vs Brisbane Broncos - World Cup Challenge

Rugby League on BBC Three tonight at 7pm. (7.30 kick off)

I’m a London parent who hasn’t vaccinated my kids against measles, let me explain A new outbreak of measles is spreading across north London, and it’s a wake-up call to all mums like me who didn’t give the MMR vaccines to our children, says Charlotte Cripps

"I am a fucking idiot who thought I knew better than the NHS and now I am scrabbling to play catch-up because actually, it turns out I don't want my kids to get sick." www.independent.co.uk/life-style/h...

"We should have pancakes every day! They're so easy! And cheap! And you can do savoury or sweet! We should totally do them all time!"

- someone today about to eat their last pancake until 9 February 2027.

seeing news about a "memory shortage." it's not a shortage. billionaires who hate you hoarded it all so they could make everything worse and stupider and more expensive, just like with most shortages

*runs downstairs*

*looks under the pancake tree*

HE’S BEEN HE’S BEEN

Well well well, if it isn’t the thing everyone knew and said would happen because it only happens to everything that gets privatised.

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

As someone who worked on The Matrix and saw first hand the insane amount of laborious, meticulous effort that went into to creating bullet time for like two shots, it will never stop being funny that it’s just a button now.

"That can't be right" Nadhim Zahawi on a possibly homeless person being allowed near him, after years of inflicting austerity on the UK and spending tax payer money on warming his stables. #scum

Every single time a story like this is reported, we must assume that there are many many more that do not.

Unreal Tournament 2004 is now available for free.

...well, I mean, you probably could've grabbed a GOG offline installer out the back of a truck earlier, but NOW it's Official/Legally Free and has the in-development community patch packed in for ongoing support. www.oldunreal.com/downloads/ut...

It would have no owner either.

Jim Ratcliffe would be deported back to Monaco.

I've never read it. They tried to force us at school, and I was like, "No." and "Wouldn't it be better if there were no grown ups to tell me what to do?" and "I will never learn an important lesson from a book."

how bad do you have to fuck up to allow an exploit in fucking NOTEPAD

It's not actually a mystery is it? It's a project that despises curiosity, difference, intellectual inquiry, humanity, complexity, difficulty, compassion, soul - and exalts crude and charmless displays of wealth and power. It is tacky, hateful, boorish and stupid - of course it makes shit art lol

This is why I can't stand "if you aren't paying you are the product"

Many products you do pay for are also manipulating and harvesting and selling your data.

There's also tons of free software that's just...free, and out there, because people care about it.

The worst people are getting more comfortable telling us who they are

Oh look, we have a tax-dodging British billionaire who resides in Monaco telling you it’s the immigrants that are stealing all of britains resources, not tax dodging billionaires who reside in fucking Monaco.

Fuck off, Rat.

Just Mens Innocent Hill.

The abject hypocrisy of this toad

Fuck this cunt. He's never done a day's work in his fucking life.

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Retvrn

Sackings will continue to be ordered from PM until stopped buck found.

Further down

*Trying to make R360 a thing"

It's only preseason, but I'm happy I've got back my NRL back on a Saturday morning when there is nothing else on.

Scene is a spoof TV news item. The NEWSREADER is talking to camera from behind the desk. NEWSREADER: Now, here to discuss the smartphone ban in schools… We have with us, YouTube Shorts. [Pull back to show an anthropomorphised version of the YOUTUBE SHORTS screen, sat in the interviewee's chair across from the newsreader] NEWSREADER: Good morning. YOUTUBE SHORTS: Hi NEWSREADER: You Tube Shorts, you work in education... YOUTUBE SHORTS: Yes. I work in schools across the country teaching Epic Dance Fail, Try Not To Cringe Challenge and Al Slop. NEWSREADER: And will the proposed phone ban limit your ability to do your job? YOUTUBE SHORTS: No. I'll still be on all school laptops because YouTube is vaguely educational and Google have made me impossible to turn off. NEWSREADER: So children are being asked to do their homework on... ...the most advanced distraction machine ever created? YOUTUBE SHORTS: Well- I think a more constructive way to frame that question might be: Can IShowSpeed jump over a moving Lamborghini? [The newsreader silently looks at the screen on YOUTUBE SHORTS's front, where a YouTuber jumps over a Lamborghini. This continues for an awkward beat] NEWSREADER: Woah. NEWSREADER [returning to awareness]: What were we talking about? YOUTUBE SHORTS [pointing at the next Short which has appeared on its own front]: Look at this fat dog. [ends]

I like the govt's plan to ban smartphones and social media in schools but nobody's mentioned the glaring hole in it

Who's the Super Bowl halftime performer?
*wrong answers only*

Yes, I’m sure that’s what came back in the employee surveys.

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them