David

I should've known this was too niche

man it’s funny as hell that Brian Kelly fucked up the “look we don’t want to fire you” meeting

lsu freshman band member kent broussard

let kent coach

Scott Woodward is so good at blowing other people’s money that he definitely ran WCW in another lifetime

Only way this could have been funnier is if they fired him on his birthday

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A&M has really knocked off two SEC coaches?!

"Ailens Exist" by blink-182 but it's sung in the tune of "Rock Lobster" by The B-52s

Myles Garrett getting 5 sacks in a 32-13 loss is a real Tungsten Arm O’Doyle moment

internet crashes under the sheer weight of all 4 billion men on earth posting ”same” “same brother“ “hell yeah” “he’s me for real”

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

Increasingly we need candidates who'd be comfortable cutting a wrestling promo

Watching this country get dismantled from the inside

Also a reminder these weren’t “Kids”! Some of these “Young Republicans,” which includes ages up to 40, were elected officials or government appointees.

Texas A&M is now eligible to play in this year's Duke's Mayo Bowl.

SEC Shorts got my thoughts exactly right. BAS is lingering.

The dumper is large

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

Putting this on my vision board for how I want to age.

Scatman John

I’m the Skattebo.

I'm just a humble everyman, but even I know that a) babies definitely shouldn't be IN the placenta and b) Tylenol is just fine.

FUUUUUUCK Gov. Hot Wheels

Oh yeah, in the discord, I adopted the Blue Jays as my playoff team. Go 🇨🇦

But more importantly, as a hater, DA JANKEES LOSE!

I need to get on a cold brew level, but I'll drink iced coffee, even when it's -4 outside.

People who treat "God Bless America" are, as the kids say, cringe.

As long as Sir Paul and Billy Joel, hell even Dave Matthews, are alive, Taylor won't be the greatest living lyricist.

"my entire business model relies on stealing"

It's shit like this that made me walk away from the church. As a matter of fact, I'd like my taxes to treat everyone, especially if they can't pay.

This is not only amazingly racist but deeply anti-Christian. Fuck this shit.

As a map person, this is a great map

Translation: Government workers not furloughed are slaves